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Saturday, August 8, 2015

NEGATIVE THEOLOGY: BROADWAY BARES STYLE




Rev. Josh Noblitt 

on 

August 9

Aug 6, 2015 by 

Please join us on Sunday, August 9, at 10:10 am in room 206 when Rev. Josh Noblitt will be presenting “Love Wins.” This is the final presentation in our 5 week Love Series.








"LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!" 
"IF I HEAR GOD IS LOVE ONE MORE TIME I'M GONNA SCREAM!"

As these were the last words anyone heard me spoke while standing on the hallow grounds of St. Mark UMC, except when met by two officers the following Sunday morning handing me a signed letter from Rev? Dr? Beth on behalf of the Board of Trustee, informing me, of criminal trespassing; I really do believe I have a genuine rights asking, as well as expecting to receive, without need of yet another useless God Damn prayer, permission attending this last in a series of five distinct perspectives from five different pastors...
ABOUT LOVE!

Let's not go forgetting:
these series of lectures about...
LOVE...
and before this...
ALL GOD'S CHILDREN MINUS ME...
and before this...
EAST MEETS WEST WHERE THEY THROW SUSPECT OFF TALL BUILDINGS...
and before this...
PROJECT Q PLASTERED WITH THOSE NAKED AND UNASHAMED ALONG WITH PICS OF YOUR MINISTER OF SOCIAL JUSTICE ...
are missing nine black Methodist...
HAVING THEIR OWN CHURCHES PRAYING INSIDE OF AS WELL WITHOUT GAYS ORDAINED AS MINISTERS...
and one confederate flag waving youth facing a possible death sentence...
YOUNGER THAN THOSE THROWN OUT BY CHRISTIANS AND ACCEPTED LEGALLY BY LOST AND FOUND UP TO THE AGE OF TWENTY-FIVE...
and any of those not still in jail...
HAVING CRASHED, WITH A GUN, YOUR MINISTER OF SOCIAL JUSTICE's PICNIC ON THE LAWN IN SIGHT OF THE PROJECTS.


Check out my blog and while you are cruising through it; 
just think of it 
as 
negative theology version
 of 
BROADWAY BARES.  

Just don't go getting your panties in a wad.

Trust me.  

Prayers are not what's sparing you my wrath;  try love, tough love!

You are going to have to start accepting your fair share of negativity; or you are only going to continue attracting more nine/elevens for all of us.

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Sent the above email
using
ST. MARK UMC -  INTERACTIONS CLASS's 
website
Friday afternoon. 

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Rev. Josh Noblitt 

on 

August 9

Aug 6, 2015 by 


Please join us 
on
 Sunday, August 9, at 10:10 am in room 206 
when 
Rev. Josh Noblitt 
will be 
presenting...
“Love Wins.” 

This is the final presentation in our 5 week Love Series.


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