MASON MILL CIVIC ASSOCIATION'S JUNIOR LEAGUE PRESIDENT

""BE  SURE YOU GO ONLINE 

AND SIGN 

THE USELESS GREEN ACRE FAGGOT 

AND HIS 

IRANIAN URANIUM ENRICHMENT CONCUBINE'S HOLLYWOOD HOUSE PETITION!  

FUCK THE LORAX!  

IT'S YOUR PROPERTY'S VALUE GOD CARES ABOUT! 

 FUCK THE LORAX!  

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE LORAX!"

"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"

  

"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"  

"ASK ME!

 ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!" 

"ALRIGHT MY FELLOW NEXTDOOR.COM NEIGHBORS!  AM I A GOOD FAGGOT OR A BAD FAGGOT?  

LET'S NOT GO FORGETTING 

OUR LESBIAN 

DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS, AND GRANDMOTHERS!"  

"AGAIN!"

"AM I A GOOD FAGGOT!"

"OR..?"

"A BAD FAGGOT!"

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i CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY SUMMARIZING YESTERDAYS COURT HEARINGS.

AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT ALL THIS:

 ALTHOUGH IT'S

 MARY HINKEL 

AS 

THE CURRENT PRESIDENT 

OF OUR 

NEIGHBORHOOD'S 

MASON MILL CIVIC ASSOCIATION 
I'M SATIRIZING HERE, 

THE PUBLIC DEFENDER 

ASSIGNED TO ME 
BY OUR 

JUDGE MATTHEW MCCORD 

HAS JUST JOINED...

 THE JUNIOR LEAGUE.  

THIS IS GOING TO BE QUITE 

INTERESTING..?