Hello Officer Housworth,
After Code Enforcement Division's visit to my property this past Saturday, November 12th, I now have twenty-two citations firmly in my possession. It is my understanding that I also have three days worth of citations waiting my signature on those days where we missed each other for one reason or another?
I am more than willing (actually prefer) making arrangement meeting with you and/or Officer Armstrong at Code Division Headquarters getting these signatures out of the way; rather than wait till your next set of citations.
Will this be possible?
Sincerely yours,
James E. Avery, D.V.M.
P.S.
What follows are links/evidence/proofs showing my daily violations of DeKalb County's Code Ordinances:
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INFRA DIG : FIRST YOU MAKE A STONE OF YOUR HEART : MURDER BY NUMBER - Wedne...
*** Subject: Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inapprop...
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GALIMATIAS : PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION - Thursday November 3rd, 2016
Citations for galimatias I have seen this letter in which you tell me ...
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THINK PICNIC! : OBDURATE : FUCK THE LORAX! - November 4th, 2016
*** Definitions for obdurate unmoved by persuasion, ...
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DAVID VS. GOLIATH : QUOTIDIAN - November 5th, 2016
*** Definitions for quotidian usual or customary; ever...
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PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE : BATHOS : TOO AFRAID TO LAUGH - November 6th, 2016
*** Definitions for bathos insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness. a l...
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TRUTH BE GOD : CIRCUMSPECT : UNIVERSAL ONE INSTEAD-Monday, November 07, 2016
*** Definitions for circumspect well-considered: circumspect ambitio...
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"I VOTED FOR MINNIE MOUSE FOR POTUS." : SUFFRAGE : "WHY? BE...
*** Definitions for suffrage the right to vote, especially in a p...
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SYNCRETISM - Wednesday, November 9, 2016
*** Definitions for syncretism the attempted reconciliation or union of...
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THE SICKNESS : FROWZY : IN JONAH'S WHALE - Thursday, November 10, 2016
*** Definitions for frowzy dirty and untidy; slovenly. ill-smelling; musty. ***...
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GET BUSY LIVING : EXIMIOUS : OR HURRY UP AND DIE - Friday, November 11, 2016
*** Definitions for eximious Obsolete. distinguished; eminent; excellent. ...
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BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL : CLOUDBURST : BLONDE'S MATING CALL - Saturd...
*** Definitions for cloudburst a sudden an...
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And so you should be able seeing how this works...
So, again, there really is no need for all these trips out to my property serving me these citations just so your vehicle can be parked in it's usual place with it's lights blaring for all to see. Just write me up the usual three you usually write me up for during these visits of yours out to my property, but for every day instead.
This way I can come to your headquarter and retrieve them myself...let's say...like on a weekly basic..?
It would be the green thing to do.
And every little bit helps.
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