ORAQuick HIV Home Testing Kit - A Christmas Day Tradition:

Having had sex with more than a thousand men and a horse...

(should have been a pig in there as well but couldn't get my pig off)

PLUS

The amount of crystal meths having done over the many years living life a severe crystal meths addiction..

IF

True sin equals death...

THEN

I should have been long dead by now...

WHAT

 For then could a God possibly be saving me?