Urban Dictionary: cookie

Urban Dictionary: cookie:

1.cookie

a food that is fun to eat, but also used as a sarcastic reward.

Person 1: I won the coin toss!

Person 2: Do you want a cookie?

by BelkisMay 01, 2004

2.cookie

the female genitalia, a nicer name for a pussy.

Her cookie was so nicely shaven, mmm mmm!

by BlackmeowcatJuly 14, 2004

4.Cookie

Another word for pussy. Good to use around kids.

Last night, I had the best cookie. I made that bitch crumble.

or

Why are you so scared? Stop being a cookie.

or

All of you are a bunch of cookies. Go get in a jar.

by Kicksaroni and CheeseJune 01, 2007

8.Cookie

A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.

Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!

by The one fitterJanuary 08, 2012

9.cookie

a qp or quarter pound(4 ounces) of crack cocaine.

Mr. Biggs:
"You out here sellin them dimes bitch, I'm out here sellin them cookies"

by deezeDecember 15, 2007

11.Cookie

my girlfriends vagina

hey babe...the cookie monster is hungry...yumyumyum...

by white boyNovember 06, 2003

12.Cookie

- a game you can play where a group of males stand in a circle with a cookie on the ground in the center. All the guys have their pants down and are jackin off trying to jiz on the cookie. The last person to jiz on the cookie has to eat the cookie.

- a delicious treat.

- a file in your computer.

- a vagina.

- jack, "omg we played cookie last night and kyle had to eat it!"

Brandon, "Dude that's fucking nasty!"

- Mother, "Here have a cookie to eat son"

Son, "Thanks mom!"

- Mother, "I saw the websites you've been on because your cookies were saved on your computer"

Father, "I swear I don't watch the porn!"

- Andre, "Man! I saw Rachel's cookie last night!!"

Drake, "You lucky bitch!"

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by cookieisaweirdgameewDecember 15, 2013

13.Cookie

Cookie is a very sweet and pretty person. She's fun to talk to, and she can always cheer you up and make you laugh. She's never mean and always there for you.

She's such a Cookie.

by aerakiDecember 26, 2012