My dog was arrested for eating neighbor's chicken.
Please help with bail.:
On the first day:
God Hears a Funny Joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the second day:
God Hears a Joke He's Heard Before.
God Hears a Joke He's Heard Before.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road.
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the third day:
God Tells a Funny Joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to there other side of the road.
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the fourth day:
God Hears a Bad Joke.
Why did the pervert cross the road? His DICK was stuck in that chicken.
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the fifth day:
God Has to Ask...
Why ... WAS ... that chicken crossing the road?
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the sixth day:
God Becomes a Comic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Saw a COCK!
Why did the Rev. Pervert, ThD cross the road?
His DICK was stuck in that CHICKEN!
Again, why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
That COCK looked BIGGER!
Why did the DIRTY OLD MAN cross the road?
That wasn't his COCK!
Why did OLD MACDONALD cross the road?
That was his CHICKEN!
And on this farm HE has a WIFE!
E-I-E-I-O!
And on this farm HE has a WIFE!
E-I-E-I-O!
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the seventh day:
‘My God, My God,
Why Have You Forsaken Me?’
Did you know,
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
backwards
is just
CHRIST FUCKING HIMSELF?
Either way,
FUCKED! FUCKED! FUCKED!
GOD HEARS LAUGHTER and SAW THAT ALL WAS GOOD.
On the eight day:
The Big Bang.
Why did the CHICKEN cross the road?
God Interrupts!
"ARE WE TALKING THE SAME GOD DAMN CHICKEN
or
ONE BELIEVING MADE IN THE IMAGE OF MAN?!"
~(6!9)~
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"Man's Best Friend is His Dog."
"PS title of this blog refers to a placard we saw being held up by a guy who was asking for money at a set of traffic lights. I’m not sure if he meant dog as in animal-dog or homie-dog…"
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