JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Saturday, October 10, 2015

St Mark UMC Interactions Class: Gay Pride Weekend October 10th, 2015


Saint Mark
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

781 Peachtree Street, NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30308-1205

404.873.2636
facsimile: 404.873.2639

office@stmarkumc.org
WWW.stmarkumc .org

July 1,2015

To James Avery,

Acting on behalf of the congregation as represented by Administrative Council of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, we, the Board of Trustees, hereby notify James Avery that his presence on the property of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, 781 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta Georgia 30308;  bounded by Peachtree Street, Fifth Street, and Juniper Street, shall constitute a criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of this notice forward.

E.C. LaRocca-Pitts
Senior Pastor, representing the Board of Trustees

Loving
Accepting
Serving

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Minus Flesh Equals Water and Spirits
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Christ/Anit-Christ
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Trinity's Time Warp Dance

My guerrilla art interpretation of John 3: 1-15.

The nine victims in a circle around the duck pond(bucket list) represents the nine victims of Raleigh S.C. church shooting that could just as easily have been nine homosexual and/or "FAG" enablers of St. Mark United Methodist Church downtown Atlanta.

Absolutely refuse letting this church, roughly 80% gay men with a sprinkling of lesbians play this Hagar and Ishmael game with me.

"Water water everywhere and all the boards did shrink.
Water water everywhere nor one drop to drink."

Rev. Dr. Beth, the senior pastor of this church, just loves reading from the Book of Ecclesiastes which only a skeptic should love.

And anything having to do with "wind".

She's about to learn The Ancient Mariner is also another good reading of how some peripatetic winds might work.

And of course, there will be a tidal surge ahead of those  having winds the force of gales.

I AM THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!!

LOL

"LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!  
If I hear God is "LOVE!" one more time,
I'm going to scream!"

 I was only being sarcastic, when commenting, about going home and coming back with a water pistol as I left worship service early one morning.

And to make this story even more ironic, I said this to a black female officer hired as extra security for St. Mark UMC in response to the recent SCROTUS ruling in favor of same sex marriage.  Even more ironic, although 80% of St. Mark's congregation is made up of LGBT members, they are still not allowed officiating  same sex weddings per Book of Discipline; Methodist Polity .

LOL

"God is just a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
~Voltaire~

I have all kinds of "living words" in the "flesh" along with our Jesus of Nazareth; my multitudes.

"Not using these words, Rev. Dr. Beth practically told me to go "Fuck myself!"
~(Simply Jim:  Hearing Impaired)~

"Oh I didn't need to hear that."
~(Don Clarke:  Music and Fine Arts Committee)~

"I'm sorry!  But I'm going to have to give St. Mark a bad review."
~(Simply Jim:  Mature Methodist Crackhead)~

"Why are you so negative?"
~(Don Clarke: Gerontologist)~

"NEGATIVE THEOLOGY!  Ever heard of this?
It's  just a different way of saying the same thing!
'I have spoken to you of earthly  things and yet you do not believe.  How then will you believe if I speak to you of heavenly things?'"
~(Simply Jim:  One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ)~

"Sounds like you are preaching to me;  I don't listen to people who preach to me."
~(Don Clarke:  Hosea 6:9 Joke)~

"Obviously not...HERE...either!"
~(Simply Jim:  Methodist?Fag the Political?Catalyse)~

Members of St. Mark UMC  definitely need broadening their reading materials; perspectives.

LOL

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