JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Monday, December 7, 2015

AIN'T NECESSARILY SO LYRICS

IT AIN'T NECESSARILY SO 



Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong 

It ain't necessarily so,

It ain't necessarily so.
[Sportin' Life]
De t'ings dat yo li'ble
To read in de Bible -
It ain't necessarily so.
Lil' David was small, but oh my!

Lil' David was small, but oh my!
[Sportin' Life]
He fought Big Goliath
Who lay down and dieth -
Lil' David was small, but oh my!
Wadoo!

Wadoo!

Zim bam boddle-oo!

Zim bam boddle-oo!

Hoodle ah da waah da!

Hoodle ah da waah da!

Scatty way!

Scatty wah!

Yeah!
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale

Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale.

Fo' he made his home in
Dat fish's abdomen -
Oh Jonah, he lived in de whale.
Lil' Moses was found in a stream

Lil' Moses was found in a stream

He floated on water
'Til Ole' Pharaoh's daughter
She fished him, she says from dat stream.
Wadoo!

Wadoo!

Zim bam boddle-oo!

Zim bam boddle-oo!

Hoodle ah da waah da!

Hoodle ah da waah da!

Scatty way!

Scatty wah!

Yeah!
It ain't necessarily so

It ain't necessarily so

Dey tell all you chillun
De Debble's a villun
But 'tain't necessarily so.
To get into Hebbben

Don't snap fo' a sebben -
Live clean! Don' have no fault!
Oh, I takes dat gospel
Whenever it's pos'ple -
But wid a grain of salt!
Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,

Methus'lah lived nine hundred years,


But who calls dat livin'
When no gal'll give in
To no man what's nine hundred years?
I'm preachin' dis sermon to show
It ain't nessa, ain't nessa,
Ain't nessa, ain't nessa -


It ain't necessarily so!





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