JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Friday, August 28, 2015

METHODIST FLAGGET: EXPRESSIVE ART THERAPY/VOODOO RITUAL/BIPOLAR MEDS/AEROBIC EXERCISE/NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH/ETC...

























Saint Mark
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

781 Peachtree Street, NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30308-1205

404.873.2636
facsimile: 404.873.2639

office@stmarkumc.org
WWW.stmarkumc .org

July 1,2015

To James Avery,

Acting on behalf of the congregation as represented by Administrative Council of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, we, the Board of Trustees, hereby notify James Avery that his presence on the property of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, 781 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta Georgia 30308; bounded by Peachtree Street, Fifth Street, and Juniper Street, shall constitute a criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of this notice forward.

E.C. LaRocca-Pitts
Senior Pastor, representing the Board of Trustees

Loving
Accepting
Serving

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Behind me as I'm making a fool of myself out in front of my house for the world to see, most especially those leaving Emory University at the end of the day, is a mock crime scene of St. Mark United Methodist Church downtown Atlanta; any Methodist church really as the same could be said of Glenn Memorial UMC Emory University and First United Metodist Church growing up with my hometown of Prescott, Arkansas.

The Mikey Mouse tied to the center chair is my guerrilla art intepretation of Christ/Anti-Christ (WWJD today). The balloon represents my interpretation of John 3: 1-15 (minus flesh equals water and spirits). The nine victims in a circle around the duck pond(bucket list) represents the nine victims of Raliegh S.C. church shooting that could just as easily have been nine homosexual or "FAG" enablers of St. Mark United Methodist Church. 

Absolutely refuse letting this church, roughtly 80% gay men with a sprinkling of lesbians play this Hagar and Ishmael game with me.

"Water water everywhere and all the boards did shrink.
Water water everywhere nor one drop to drink."

Rev. Dr. Beth, the senior pastor of this church, just loves reading from the Book of Ecclesiates; anything having to do with "wind".

She's about to learn that the Ancient Mariner is also another good example of how our peripatetic winds work. 

And of course, there will be a tidal surge ahead of those having the force of gail winds.

I AM THE IMMORTAL JELLYFISH!!!

LOL

"LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! If I hear God is LOVE one more time I'm going to scream!"

I was only being sarcastic, when commenting, about going home and coming back with a water pistoI as I left worship service early one morning. And to make this story even more ironic,I said this to a black female security guard hired as extra security in response to the recent SCROTUS ruling in favor of gay marriages.

LOL

"God is just a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
~Voltaire~

I have all kinds of "living words in the flesh".

My multitudes.


























































































Tuesday, August 25, 2015

MGMT - Time To Pretend

MGMT


TIME TO PRETEND

I'm feeling rough, I'm feeling raw, I'm in the prime of my life.
Let's make some music, make some money, find some models for wives.
I'll move to Paris, shoot some heroin, and fuck with the stars.
You man the island and the cocaine and the elegant cars.

This is our decision, to live fast and die young.
We've got the vision, now let's have some fun.
Yeah, it's overwhelming, but what else can we do?
Get jobs in offices, and wake up for the morning commute?

Forget about our mothers and our friends
We're fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

I'll miss the playgrounds and the animals and digging up worms
I'll miss the comfort of my mother and the weight of the world
I'll miss my sister, miss my father, miss my dog and my home
Yeah, I'll miss the boredom and the freedom and the time spent alone.

But there's really nothing, nothing we can do
Love must be forgotten, life can always start up anew.
The models will have children, we'll get a divorce
We'll find some more models, everything must run its course.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end
We were fated to pretend
To pretend
We're fated to pretend
To pretend

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Read more:


MGMT - Time To Pretend Lyrics | MetroLyrics



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My dad would say;

"A boat is nothing but a hole in the water into which you pour money."

I'm going to improvise on this quote and say;

"Pale Blue Dot is nothing but a hole in space with water in it."

or...

"A carnivorous island floating on a cosmic sea."

Of course the movie "LIFE OF PI" was the inspiration for the later.







Maybe God is an obligate carnivore..?

MY CAT 
MR. ED

Monday, August 24, 2015

OFFICIAL NAME FOR MASON MILL ROAD COLORFUL CHARACTER..?


Have you seen Baton Bob around town?



You’ll know Bob Jamerson when you see him. He can sometimes be seen twirling a baton, whistling and marching through the streets of Atlanta in a pink tutu.
wabe.org|By Tasnim Shamma

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  • Sharon Irwin O'Flaherty I love Baton Bob! Used to see him all the time when I worked at the Atlanta Botanical Garden and miss seeing him!
  • Salpi Adrouny I'm from New Orleans, so I do appreciate you, Baton Bob !
Susan McCoy Love Baton Bob!
Barbara Buford Hi Bob!
  
Diane Leggett Benjamin What do we have to do to get an official name for the Mason Mill Rd. colorful character?



June 1 at 2:18pm


'A Mighty Fine Teacher': Hundreds Gather For Carter's Sunday School | WABE 90.1 FM



'A Mighty Fine Teacher': Hundreds Gather For Carter's Sunday School | WABE 90.1 FM: Then, after briefly describing how his cancer will be treated, Carter gets right to it, teaching straight from the heart of his Christian faith.

He reads from the book of Matthew: "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy,' but I say to you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."

After the lesson, Carter heads to the old schoolhouse in town to meet those who didn't make it into the church.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Carter ‘at ease,’ ready for cancer radiation treatment | Miami Herald


“I’m ready for anything and looking forward to a new adventure,” 
former President Jimmy Carter said Thursday, Aug. 20, 2015, while discussing his cancer diagnosis.

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/article31611854.html#storylink=cpy


Carter ‘at ease,’ ready for cancer radiation treatment | Miami Herald:  ATLANTA - With a broad smile and an upbeat attitude, former President Jimmy Carter told the world Thursday that he has cancer in his brain, and feels “perfectly at ease with whatever comes.”

Carter’s team of doctors at Emory Health Care includes Dr. Walter Curran Jr., who runs Emory’s Winship Cancer Institute. Treatments for melanoma have improved tremendously recently, and Carter’s prospects are good even at the age of 90, Curran said. But he cautioned against the idea that Carter can be “cured.”

“We’re not looking for a cure in patients who have a disease like melanoma that has spread,” Curran said. “The goal is control and to have a good quality of life.”

 The former president didn’t discuss his long-term prognosis, but said he will cut back dramatically on his humanitarian work while following the orders of a team that includes the world’s best “cancer-treaters.”

“This is not a eulogy in any way,” said grandson Jason Carter, who is taking over as chairman of the board of trustees at the Carter Center, which promotes peace, democracy and health care improvements around the world.

Still, his grandfather’s responses to reporters often expanded into reflections on his life, faith and family.

“I’ve had a wonderful life,” Carter said. “I’ve had thousands of friends, I’ve had an exciting, adventurous and gratifying existence. So I was surprisingly at ease, much more so than my wife was.” Carter described a more limited routine. He plans to host his extended family at Rosalynn’s 88th birthday celebration in their hometown of Plains on Saturday, and will keep teaching Sunday School at their small church. He said he looks forward to his 91th birthday on Oct. 1 and, as much as he’s able, will continue lecturing at Emory, raising money for his center’s $600 million foundation, and meeting with experts on Guinea worm and other diseases the center is working to eradicate.

Carter, the nation’s 39th president, served in submarines in the Navy and spent years as a peanut farmer before running for office, becoming a state senator and Georgia governor. His “plainspoken” nature helped Democrats retake the White House in 1976 in the wake of President Richard Nixon’s impeachment.

On Thursday, he said he remains proud of what he accomplished as president, but is more gratified by his humanitarian work since then, which earned him a Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

Carter opened by thanking his wife of 69 years, who quietly in the front row, never reaching for the tissues placed near her chair.

Marrying her was the best thing he’s done in his life, Carter said, and his eyes often returned to her during the 45-minute press conference.



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Carter has been highly active since leaving the White House. Although his presidency has drawn medium-low responses from historians, many consider him to have accomplished more with his post-presidency work. He set up the Carter Center in 1982 as his base for advancing human rights. He has also traveled extensively to conduct peace negotiations, observe elections, and advance disease prevention and eradication in developing nations. Additionally, Carter is a key figure in the Habitat for Humanity project. Regarding current political views, he is highly critical of Israel's approach to defense against Palestinian insurgency in their decades-old conflict with the self-declared State of Palestine. He has vigorously opposed the Supreme Court's decision in Citizens United v. FEC to strike down McCain-Feingold limits on campaign spending by corporations and unions, saying that America is "no longer a functioning democracy" and now has a system of "unlimited political bribery." He is a supporter of President Obama but has been critical of aspects of his foreign policy, particularly with regard to the use of drones and Obama's decision not to close Guantanamo Bay detention camp.

That September, Carter came ahead of Sanders in the first ballot by 49 to 38 percent, leading to a runoff. The campaign grew even more bitter; Carter's campaign criticized Sanders for supporting Martin Luther King, Jr. Carter won the runoff election with 60 percent of the vote—winning 7 percent of the black vote—and went on to win the general election easily over the Republican Hal Suit, a local news anchor. Once he was elected, Carter began to speak confidently against Georgia's racist politics. Leroy Johnson, a black state Senator, voiced his support for Carter, saying, "I understand why he ran that kind of ultra-conservative campaign. ... I don't believe you can win this state without being a racist."[24]

Carter has been involved in a variety of national and international public policy, conflict resolution, human rights and charitable causes. In 1982, he established The Carter Center in Atlanta to advance human rights and alleviate human suffering. The non-profit, nongovernmental Center promotes democracy, mediates and prevents conflicts, and monitors the electoral process in support of free and fair elections. It also works to improve global health through the control and eradication of diseases such as Guinea worm disease, river blindness, malaria, trachoma, lymphatic filariasis, and schistosomiasis. It also works to diminish the stigma of mental illnesses and improve nutrition through increased crop production in Africa.

A major accomplishment of The Carter Center has been the elimination of more than 99 percent of cases of Guinea worm disease, from an estimated 3.5 million cases in 1986 to 148 reported cases in 2013.[70] The Carter Center has monitored 96 elections in 38 countries since 1989.[71] It has worked to resolve conflicts in Haiti, Bosnia, Ethiopia, North Korea, Sudan and other countries. Carter and the Center support human rights defenders around the world and have intervened with heads of state on their behalf.

On June 16, 2011, the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's official declaration of America's War on Drugs, Carter wrote an op-ed in The New York Times urging the United States and the rest of the world to "Call Off the Global War on Drugs", explicitly endorsing the initiative released by the Global Commission on Drug Policy earlier that month and quoting a message he gave to Congress in 1977 saying that "[p]enalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself."

He declares that Israel's current policies in the Palestinian territories constitute "a system of apartheid, with two peoples occupying the same land, but completely separated from each other, with Israelis totally dominant and suppressing violence by depriving Palestinians of their basic human rights."[131] In an Op-Ed titled "Speaking Frankly about Israel and Palestine," published in the Los Angeles Times and other newspapers, Carter states:
The ultimate purpose of my book is to present facts about the Middle East that are largely unknown in America, to precipitate discussion and to help restart peace talks (now absent for six years) that can lead to permanent peace for Israel and its neighbors. Another hope is that Jews and other Americans who share this same goal might be motivated to express their views, even publicly, and perhaps in concert. I would be glad to help with that effort.

 From a young age, Carter showed a deep commitment to Christianity. He teaches Sunday school and is a deacon at the Maranatha Baptist Church in his hometown of Plains.[171][172][172] As president, Carter prayed several times a day, and professed that Jesus Christ was the driving force in his life. Carter had been greatly influenced by a sermon he had heard as a young man. It asked, "If you were arrested for being a Christian, would there be enough evidence to convict you?"[173] The New York Times noted that Carter had been instrumental in moving evangelical Christianity closer to the American mainstream during and after his presidency.[174]

In 2000, Carter severed his membership with the Southern Baptist Convention, saying the group's doctrines did not align with his Christian beliefs. In April 2006, Carter, former President Bill Clinton, and Mercer University President Bill Underwood initiated the New Baptist Covenant. The broadly inclusive movement seeks to unite Baptists of all races, cultures and convention affiliations. Eighteen Baptist leaders representing more than 20 million Baptists across North America backed the group as an alternative to the Southern Baptist Convention. The group held its first meeting in Atlanta, January 30 through February 1, 2008.[175]



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I would love the opportunity asking and hearing from Jimmy Carter, in person, his answer to these two questions:

What's the difference between someone a good Christian, 
someone a bad Christian, 
and someone not a Christian?

How are we going about determining what the acceptable evidences are proving someone to be a Christian?

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

How can these things be?



Jesus answered, “Most assuredly, I say to you, unless one is born of water and the Spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh, and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Do not marvel that I said to you, ‘You must be born again.’ The wind blows where it wishes, and you hear the sound of it, but cannot tell where it comes from and where it goes. So is everyone who is born of the Spirit.”



Nicodemus answered and said to Him, 
“How can these things be?”
10 Jesus answered and said to him, “Are you the teacher of Israel, and do not know these things? 11 Most assuredly, I say to you, We speak what We know and testify what We have seen, and you do not receive Our witness. 12 If I have told you earthly things and you do not believe, how will you believe if I tell you heavenly things? 13 No one has ascended to heaven but He who came down from heaven, that is, the Son of Man who is in heaven. 14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of Man be lifted up, 15 that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have eternal life. 16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life.17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

What It Means to Be An Evangelical United Methodist vs. Dan Savage's NALT






                        



















 The
  campaign for the neologism "santorum"

started with a contest held in May 2003 by Dan Savage, a sex columnist and LGBT rights activist. Savage asked his readers to create a definition for the word "santorum"[1][2] in response to then-U.S. Senator Rick Santorum's views on homosexuality, and comments about same sex marriage. In his comments, Santorum had stated that "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be."[3] Savage announced the winning entry, which defined "santorum" as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". He created a web site, spreadingsantorum.com (and santorum.com), to promote the definition, which became a top internet search result displacing the Senator's official website on many search engines, including Google, Yahoo! Search, and Bing.[4]

In 2010 Savage said he would take the site down if Santorum donated US$5 million plus interest to Freedom to Marry, a group advocating legal recognition of same-sex marriages.[5] In September 2011 Santorum asked Google to remove the definition from its search engine index. Google refused, responding that the company does not remove content from search results except in very limited circumstances.[6]