JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Monday, April 20, 2015

Does God Exist? Ricky Gervais Takes Your Questions - Speakeasy - WSJ

"One...
 selflessly did her best for me all my life. 
That’s what mums do though. They do it for no other reason than love. 
Not for reward. Not for recognition. 
They create you. From nothing. Miracle? They do those every day. No big deal. 
They are not worshiped. 
They would give their life without the promise of heaven. 
They teach you everything they know yet they are not declared prophets. 
And you only have one."
~(Ricky Gervais)~

Does God Exist? Ricky Gervais Takes Your Questions - Speakeasy - WSJ: They are not looking down on me but they live in my mind and heart more than they ever did probably. Some, I was lucky enough to bump into on this planet of six billion people. Others shared much of my genetic material. One selflessly did her best for me all my life. That’s what mums do though. They do it for no other reason than love. Not for reward. Not for recognition. They create you. From nothing. Miracle? They do those every day. No big deal. They are not worshiped. They would give their life without the promise of heaven. They teach you everything they know yet they are not declared prophets. And you only have one.


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Flesh gives birth to flesh, 

but the 

Spirit gives birth to spirit.


During one of Rev. Dr. Beth's Bible Study 101 at St. Mark United Methodist Church, someone asked her to explain the Holy Spirit?

Rev. Dr. Beth didn't exactly answer this question except to say that we have the holy spirit as in with a big "S" and we have the holy spirit as in with a little "s"...?  Someone else suggested, as a possible answer to this question, that we only have one mother.  And the discussion in response to this question became lively; far more so than any other moments I've witnessed within this bible study class.  

But, 
this is the point where Rev. Dr. Beth said we needed to return our attention back to the study of Ecclesiastes.
The subject of Ecclesiastes is the pain and frustration engendered by observing and meditating on the distortions and inequities pervading the world, the uselessness of human deeds, the limitations of wisdom and righteousness and the phrase "under the sun" appears thirty times in connection with these observations; all this coexists with a firm belief in God, whose power, justice and unpredictability are sovereign. History and nature move in cycles, so that all events are predetermined and unchangeable, and life has no meaning or purpose: the wise man and the man who does not study wisdom will both die and be forgotten: man should be reverent ("Fear God"), but in this life it is best to simply enjoy God's gifts.
Earlier during this lession, she confessed to her class this book of the old testament being a favorite of her; maybe even the favorite one of them all:

"You can see why I just love reading the Book of Ecclesiastes!"

This was only my second time attending one of  Beth's bible study lessions, the first one being the Book of Ruth, so I do not know her as well as the others know her; or anything about them really.  

But...
my intuition is telling me that Beth and I have a similar understanding of who God is and how he operates. 

You just can not "love" something this much without it somehow fitting into one's beliefs/persona.

I'm just not sure if she realizes how much she's giving herself away when making comments such as this one.

Then again,  such a surprising small class.  Maybe those present already know.

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John 3 

New International Version 

(NIV)

Jesus Teaches Nicodemus


Now there was a Pharisee, a man named Nicodemus who was a member of the Jewish ruling council. He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the signs you are doing if God were not with him.”
Jesus replied, “Very truly I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless they are born again.”
“How can someone be born when they are old?” Nicodemus asked. “Surely they cannot enter a second time into their mother’s womb to be born!”
Jesus answered, “Very truly I tell you, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless they are born of water and the Spirit. Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. You should not be surprised at my saying, ‘You must be born again.’ The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit.”
“How can this be?” Nicodemus asked.
10 “You are Israel’s teacher,” said Jesus, “and do you not understand these things? 11 Very truly I tell you, we speak of what we know, and we testify to what we have seen, but still you people do not accept our testimony. 12 I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things? 13 No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man. 14 Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, 15 that everyone who believes may have eternal life in him.”

Friday, April 17, 2015

THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION: BULL QUEER..?

"I watched a movie the other night I really enjoyed!  Have you seen The Shawshank Redemption yet?"
~(My Mother)~

"Yeah, good while ago.  Do remember it being a good movie, but mostly just remember being surprised, at the end, learning it had been written by Steven King.  Until seeing this movie, always thought of his books having a wierd edge to them..?  Maybe I should rent it just so I can watch it, again, in closed caption this time." 
~(Simply Jim)~

"I think you should.  Do that."
~(My?Mother)~ 


Had completely forgotten about this scene until renting and watching this movie again;  alone in my home with close caption. Just knew something wasn't right before even ending this long distance phone chat with my mother;  being way too out of character for her.

So weird how my mother just loved this movie even to the point, encouraging,  me to watch it again.  She's alway hated any movie that even hints at homosexual behavior; even the movie The Color Purple I though she would love as we watched it together..?

That is...
until having seen The Shawshank Redemption on her own;  since having attempted my own drug addiction intervention ..?

I swear...


SHE PUSHING IT!


A man who enjoys having sex with other men, but only without their consent. The more their prey wiggles and attempts escape the happier the bull queer, due to this their prey are sometimes known as 'wigglers'.

Often found in prisions, army bases and public schools.
I bent over to pick up my soap and the next thing i knew i was being arse raped by a bull queer.
by Clarkey July 02, 2004


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And the other weird thing...

Having already spent two and a  half weeks in DeKalb County Jail due to having violated Bob and Janet Gary's restraining order, with an email, not only nothing but words but words to be true;  couldn't help but notice while there, how small, my fellow compeers averaged out to be.

Never once as I waited the two and a half weeks on my mother deciding whether or not bailing me out of jail, her phone number being the only one committed to memory,  did I ever feel my ass in danger of being fucked. 

They were just that little.  

The men making up our church congregation I as remember them while growing up with the First United Methodist Church of Prescott, Arkansas, in addition to those chuch services having  attended lately, definitely average out way bigger than anything I saw while in jail.

Never once while in jail did I ever feel my ass in danger of being fucked without consent by me.


SELF-DEPRECATION: WHAT"S THE DEAL WITH THE CRAZY GUY ON MASON MILL ROAD. ?



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THEY COULD JUST PULL INTO MY DRIVEWAY AND ASK ME IN PERSON THEMSELVES..?

LOL

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Self-deprecation is the act of reprimanding oneself. Self-depreciation, in contrast, is belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release.

Self-depreciation is seen by many as one of seven basic character flaws. It can be seen as running oneself down, both internally and in the eyes of others.

In this way, it can be defined as:
  • The disparagement of one’s own abilities
  • Communication that expresses something negative about its originator; making negative statements regarding one’s own appearance or abilities, such as saying “I’m so fat.”
  • Expressing disapproval or being critical of oneself.
  • Manipulating others’ perceptions of yourself in order to avoid taking a hit to your self-esteem.
Critiques of self-deprecation say that it results from:
  • Early negative experiences
  • Misconceptions about the nature of self, life or others
  • A constant fear and sense of insecurity
  • A maladaptive strategy to protect the self
  • A persona to hide all of the above in adulthood.


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For crying out loud.  HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER...AGAIN!  I'm sure he's able defending himself, still, quite well against a hearing impaired fifty-three year old crackhead.

The reason I'm so fixated on our Miracle Baby Tebow:  because there is nothing any more special about his mother than my mother except his mother getting ?exactly? what she wanted; a healthy baby football player more likely than another minister! 

"Is it wrong that I don't want my son to be gay," said my mother crying years later as we drove from Prescott, Arkansas to Little Rock for a  niece wedding;  having chanced for the second time getting arrested flying home with the crystal meths for these two weddings.

"No Mother.  It's not...WRONG... that you don't want your son to be gay.  But you've known since I was twenty-three (forty-seven at the time of this private mother/son conversation); GET OVER IT!"

Until our... MIRACLE BABY TEBOW... settles down and starts breeding more PRO-LIFE, I'm not convinced, although believe most unlikely, he's not gay..?  Can you just imagine what it might be like, trying to come out of the closet as a young gay man, having a mother like his having publicly capitalized on their story of her pregnancy with Tim..?  Before the whole wide world..?

Had Tim been born into a Catholic family instead of a Baptist family, would not have surprised me Tim becoming a priest instead of a football player. 

Though the main purpose of the Westbore Baptist Church's Priests Rape Boys website is to criticize Catholicism, the WBC also criticizes several mainline Protestant churches on the website, including Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Anglicans, and Baptists. The WBC states that

...their preachers have shirked their responsibility to tell people the truth about sin, and instead lie to them about what the Lord their God doth require of them. If these lying, false prophets told people the truth about what God says regarding those who suffer sin upon their neighbor (Lev. 19:17–18), there wouldn't be any butts in the seats when the plate got passed. These preachers are not preachers of righteousness, they are teachers having itching ears (2Tim 4:3), and they absolutely count on the abysmal bible illiteracy of their parishioners ... "Priests rape boys" is indeed an air-tight, three word case against all of the mainline "christian" churches – their preachers and members, without exception. They are all going to Hell!

So...there is some truth to WBC's statement here about the Catholic Church; personally know for a fact, our Methodists (having been raised as a Methodist first eighteen years of my life, therefore still consider myself to still be Methodist Fag although radical atheist) definitely do have itching ears!

Even though Tim home-schooled by missionaries, I'm sure if there's anything Tim knows well, it would be the lessons to be learned from our bible stories:  that his life has indeed been blessed; that life is not the game of football in fact the game itself, that God does love playing this game, his specialty being the curve ball;  that this curve ball could well indeed be his first child...his family due a major correction because of their inexcusable misuse of survivor's bias, confirmation bias, congeniality bias. 

Besides, having never had vaginal intercourse with a woman myself, technically even I'm still a virgin at the age of fifty-three; pragmatic competence actually being the real game here.

You know what?  Seeing no end to this...and needing to get off the computer...maybe Tim Tebow should take out a restraining order against me..!

"I can of my own self do nothing:  as I sense, I judge:  and my judgement is just; not because I seek my own will but the will of thy collective unconsciousness  which cometh before us."
~JOHN 5:30 (Simply Jim's Revised Version)