JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Friday, April 17, 2015

SELF-DEPRECATION: WHAT"S THE DEAL WITH THE CRAZY GUY ON MASON MILL ROAD. ?



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THEY COULD JUST PULL INTO MY DRIVEWAY AND ASK ME IN PERSON THEMSELVES..?

LOL

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Self-deprecation is the act of reprimanding oneself. Self-depreciation, in contrast, is belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release.

Self-depreciation is seen by many as one of seven basic character flaws. It can be seen as running oneself down, both internally and in the eyes of others.

In this way, it can be defined as:
  • The disparagement of one’s own abilities
  • Communication that expresses something negative about its originator; making negative statements regarding one’s own appearance or abilities, such as saying “I’m so fat.”
  • Expressing disapproval or being critical of oneself.
  • Manipulating others’ perceptions of yourself in order to avoid taking a hit to your self-esteem.
Critiques of self-deprecation say that it results from:
  • Early negative experiences
  • Misconceptions about the nature of self, life or others
  • A constant fear and sense of insecurity
  • A maladaptive strategy to protect the self
  • A persona to hide all of the above in adulthood.


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For crying out loud.  HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER...AGAIN!  I'm sure he's able defending himself, still, quite well against a hearing impaired fifty-three year old crackhead.

The reason I'm so fixated on our Miracle Baby Tebow:  because there is nothing any more special about his mother than my mother except his mother getting ?exactly? what she wanted; a healthy baby football player more likely than another minister! 

"Is it wrong that I don't want my son to be gay," said my mother crying years later as we drove from Prescott, Arkansas to Little Rock for a  niece wedding;  having chanced for the second time getting arrested flying home with the crystal meths for these two weddings.

"No Mother.  It's not...WRONG... that you don't want your son to be gay.  But you've known since I was twenty-three (forty-seven at the time of this private mother/son conversation); GET OVER IT!"

Until our... MIRACLE BABY TEBOW... settles down and starts breeding more PRO-LIFE, I'm not convinced, although believe most unlikely, he's not gay..?  Can you just imagine what it might be like, trying to come out of the closet as a young gay man, having a mother like his having publicly capitalized on their story of her pregnancy with Tim..?  Before the whole wide world..?

Had Tim been born into a Catholic family instead of a Baptist family, would not have surprised me Tim becoming a priest instead of a football player. 

Though the main purpose of the Westbore Baptist Church's Priests Rape Boys website is to criticize Catholicism, the WBC also criticizes several mainline Protestant churches on the website, including Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Anglicans, and Baptists. The WBC states that

...their preachers have shirked their responsibility to tell people the truth about sin, and instead lie to them about what the Lord their God doth require of them. If these lying, false prophets told people the truth about what God says regarding those who suffer sin upon their neighbor (Lev. 19:17–18), there wouldn't be any butts in the seats when the plate got passed. These preachers are not preachers of righteousness, they are teachers having itching ears (2Tim 4:3), and they absolutely count on the abysmal bible illiteracy of their parishioners ... "Priests rape boys" is indeed an air-tight, three word case against all of the mainline "christian" churches – their preachers and members, without exception. They are all going to Hell!

So...there is some truth to WBC's statement here about the Catholic Church; personally know for a fact, our Methodists (having been raised as a Methodist first eighteen years of my life, therefore still consider myself to still be Methodist Fag although radical atheist) definitely do have itching ears!

Even though Tim home-schooled by missionaries, I'm sure if there's anything Tim knows well, it would be the lessons to be learned from our bible stories:  that his life has indeed been blessed; that life is not the game of football in fact the game itself, that God does love playing this game, his specialty being the curve ball;  that this curve ball could well indeed be his first child...his family due a major correction because of their inexcusable misuse of survivor's bias, confirmation bias, congeniality bias. 

Besides, having never had vaginal intercourse with a woman myself, technically even I'm still a virgin at the age of fifty-three; pragmatic competence actually being the real game here.

You know what?  Seeing no end to this...and needing to get off the computer...maybe Tim Tebow should take out a restraining order against me..!

"I can of my own self do nothing:  as I sense, I judge:  and my judgement is just; not because I seek my own will but the will of thy collective unconsciousness  which cometh before us."
~JOHN 5:30 (Simply Jim's Revised Version)

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