FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER...
AGAIN!
I'M SURE...
HE'S STILL ABLE DEFENDING HIMSELF QUITE WELL AGAINST A FIFTY-THREE YEAR OLD HEARING IMPAIRED CRACKHEAD!
The reason I'm so fixated on our Miracle Baby Tebow:
because there is nothing any more special about his mother than my mother except for his mother getting ?exactly? what she was wanting; a healthy baby football player more likely than another minister!
"Is it wrong that I don't want my son to be gay,"
said my mother crying years later
as the two of us drove from Prescott, Arkansas to Little Rock for a neice wedding;
having chanced for the second time getting arrested flying home with the crystal meths for these two weddings.
"No Mother. It's not...WRONG... that you don't want your son to be gay.
But you've known since I was twenty-three;
(forty-seven at the time)
GET OVER IT!"
Until our... MIRACLE BABY TEBOW... settles down and starts breeding more PRO-LIFES, I'm not convinced, although believe most unlikely, he's not gay..? Can you just imagine what it might be like, trying to come out of the closet as a young gay man having a mother like his having publically capitalized on their story of her (Pro-choice) pregnancy with... HIM ...before the whole wide world..?
Had Tim been born into a Catholic family instead of a Baptist family, would not have surprised me Tim becoming a priest instead of a football player.
Though the main purpose of the Westbore Baptist Church's Priests Rape Boys website is to criticize Catholicism, the WBC also criticizes several mainline Protestant churches on the website, including Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Anglicans, and Baptists. The WBC states that
...their preachers have shirked their responsibility to tell people the truth about sin, and instead lie to them about what the Lord their God doth require of them. If these lying, false prophets told people the truth about what God says regarding those who suffer sin upon their neighbor (Lev. 19:17–18), there wouldn't be any butts in the seats when the plate got passed. These preachers are not preachers of righteousness, they are teachers having itching ears (2Tim 4:3), and they absolutely count on the abysmal bible illiteracy of their parishioners ... "Priests rape boys" is indeed an air-tight, three word case against all of the mainline "christian" churches – their preachers and members, without exception. They are all going to Hell!
So...there is some truth to the title of this WBC's statement about the Catholic Church.
And I personally know for a fact, our Methodists, definitely do have itching ears. Having been raised as a Methodist the first eighteen years of my life, my mother still living in that same house this small Southern Arkansan town of Prescott; still consider myself to be "Methodist Fag" although radical atheist as an adult.
That child is still there within me; and forever will go no where else..?
Although Timothy Tebow homeschooled by missionaries, I'm sure if there's anything Tim knows better than football, it would be the lessons needing to be learned from our bible stories:
- that his life has indeed been blessed;
- that life is not the game of football in fact the game itself;
- that God does love playing this game, his specialty being the curve ball;
- that this curve ball could well indeed be with his first child.
That family of HIS definitely due a major corrective with their inexcussable misuse of survivor's bias and confirmation bias...CONGENIALITY BIASES... to their advantage.
Besides, having myself never had vaginal intercourse with a woman, technically, even I'm still a virgin at the age of fifty-three; pragmatic competence being the actual game here.
You know what?
Seeing no end to this...
and
needing to get off the computer...
maybe
Tim Tebow should...
take out a restraining order against me..?
"I can of my own self do nothing: as I sense, I judge: and my judgement is just; not because I seek my own will but the will of thy collective unconscienousness
which cometh before us."
JOHN 5:30
~(Simply Jim's Revised Version)~
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It's not enough to be busy;
so are the ants.
The question is:
what are we being busy about?
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