ST. MARK UNITED METHODIST CHURCH SUNDAY JULY 5, 2015: LETTER OF CRIMINAL(?)TRESPASS..?

To:  Jon W.

Sent:  July 5, 2:27 pm

Hey Jon,

This is "Carrie" again.  

Do not know if you attended the "Interactive" class this morning or not, but I would have been there if I hadn't been met by two black officers presenting me a letter from Rev? Dr? Beth on behalf  of the congregation as represented by administrative council 

that 

my presence on property of 

St. Mark 

(private?property vs. God's?property) 

shall constitute a criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of that letter..?  

As I was raised Methodist first eighteen years of my life, 

is 

this really all that much different 

than 

the less than 25 year old residents 

of 

the Lost and Found Shelter on the property of St. Mark.  

Rev? Dr? Beth on behalf of St. Mark 

has just now justified the very same reasoning behind these kids?kicked out of their homes in the first place. 

 I've already told Beth this, 

but

 maybe it would help to say the same thing a different way:

"She's nothing but a Catholic 

Fag Hag being paid a Methodist Administer; 

and the bigger the lie needing protected the bigger the income one "Abel" earning."

To:  Jon W.

Sent:  July 5, 2:39 pm

See!  

It appears I'm "Abel" looping God into a circle and hanging him around our necks like an albatross.  

Just did it not only with the whole of St. Mark but all Methodists everywhere!

"Sounds like you are preaching to me.  I don't listen to people who preach to me."

~(Dr. Don Clarke)~

I'm definitely not liking how it's seeming we are going about expiating for our sins..?

~(Mark 6:1-13)~

781 Peachtree Street, NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30308-1205

404.873.2636
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office@stmarkumc.org
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July 1,2015

To James Avery,

Acting on behalf of the congregation as represented by Administrative
Council of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, we, the Board of Trustees,
hereby notify James Avery that his presence on the property of Saint Mark
United Methodist Church, 781 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta Georgia 30308;
bounded by Peachtree Street, Fifth Street, and Juniper Street, shall constitute a
criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of this notice forward.



E.C. LaRocca-Pitts
Senior Pastor, representing the Board of Trustees

Loving
Accepting
Serving

***

I can't help but find this letter handed to me Sunday morning July 5th , 2015 by two uniformed police officers when showing up for the Adult Interactive Class.  

As I was leaving St. Mark United Methodist Church the previous Sunday after the Interactive class over, I said to the very same female officer handing me this letter from the senior pastor of St. Mark:  

"LOVE!  LOVE!  LOVE!  

If  I hear God is 'LOVE' one more time I''m go to scream."

Then I asked this black female officer what she knew about Martin Luther King's I Have a Dream Speech as it relates to Malcolm X's role in our African-Americans gaining their civil rights.  She only knew that Malcolm X's espoused violence as the means to gaining their civil rights. 

“Truly I tell you, some who are standing here will not taste death before they see that the kingdom of God has come with power.”

~(Mark 9:1 )~

 I not only knew way more than she did, asking her what she thinking might have happened after Martin Luther Kings speech had Malcolm X's not been present in Martin Luther King's shadow?  

Even told her, jokingly, of going home and coming back with a cool looking water pistol of mine teaching some of these useless faggots along with their Rev. Dr. Beth and Rev. Josh Noblitts a lessons about indifference.

***

Mark 6:1-13

New International Version 

(NIV)

A Prophet Without Honor

6 Jesus left there and went to his hometown, accompanied by his disciples. ² When the Sabbath came, he began to teach in the synagogue, and many who heard him were amazed.

“Where did this man get these things?” they asked. “What’s this wisdom that has been given him? What are these remarkable miracles he is performing? ³ Isn’t this the carpenter? Isn’t this Mary’s son and the brother of James, Joseph, Judas and Simon? Aren’t his sisters here with us?” And they took offense at him.

⁴ Jesus said to them, “A prophet is not without honor except in his own town, among his relatives and in his own home.” ⁵ He could not do any miracles there, except lay his hands on a few sick people and heal them.

⁶ He was amazed at their lack of faith.

Jesus Sends Out the Twelve

Then Jesus went around teaching from village to village. ⁷ Calling the Twelve to him, he began to send them out two by two and gave them authority over impure spirits.

⁸ These were his instructions: “Take nothing for the journey except a staff—no bread, no bag, no money in your belts. ⁹ Wear sandals but not an extra shirt. ¹⁰ Whenever you enter a house, stay there until you leave that town. ¹¹ And if any place will not welcome you or listen to you, leave that place and shake the dust off your feet as a testimony against them.”

¹² They went out and preached that people should repent. ¹³ They drove out many demons and anointed many sick people with oil and healed them.

***


Overheard:

Beth's Wednesday Bible Study 101

 

"You can see why I just...LOVE...reading from the Book 
of 
Ecclesiastes."

~(Rev? Dr? Beth LaRocca-Pitts)~

"You do realize that...WISDOM...comes from a luxury
 of 
having leisure time..?"
~(Simply Mr. Avery)~

"There's no profit in being a prophet."

~(Pam:  Member of St. Mark UMC)~

"I don't understand why we can't just get rid of 

"Son of Man" 

and 
all become instead,

'Sons and Daughters of a Fish Named... Wanda?' 
At least,

 this gets our 'Darwin Fish' back into the picture."

~(Simply Mr. Avery)~

To:  Jon Woody

Sent:  July 8, 10:43 PM

Hey Jon,

It's been over a week since we've discussed the possibility of the two of us debating politics/religion as avatars in the role as Carrie (stigmatized?active wise) vs. Pollyanna (love?indifference/passive wise).  I'm still wanting to do this, even inviting you and your partner into my home for this debate.  

Or just let me know that you have changed your mind?  You won't be the first, not even close.  

One more favor...

could you pass my phone number on to Tim Anderson and let  him know that I had every intention of calling him later that same Sunday we crossed path outside St. Mark but misplaced the card he had given me.  Would not have surprised me Don Clarke picking it up and failing to hand it back to me..?  

His demeanor toward me certainly changed when apparent me and Tim were acquaintance.  

LOL

WHAT"S THE DEAL WITH THE CRAZY GUY ON MASON MILL ROAD: TIM TEBOW'S RESTRAINING ORDER..?

 OVERHEARD ON REDDIT

[–]BATHTUBSURFER 

2 points 25 days ago 

I am not a Tim Tebow fan at all but someone needs to tell Tim to get a restraining order against this guy....not safe.

[–]SimplyJim 

1 point an hour ago 

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

  

HE'S A PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER... 

AGAIN! 

I'M SURE...

 HE'S STILL ABLE DEFENDING HIMSELF QUITE WELL AGAINST A FIFTY-THREE YEAR OLD HEARING IMPAIRED CRACKHEAD!

The reason I'm so fixated on our Miracle Baby Tebow: 

because there is nothing any more special about his mother than my mother except for his mother getting ?exactly? what she was wanting; a healthy baby football player more likely than another minister!

"Is it wrong that I don't want my son to be gay," 

said my mother crying years later 

as the two of us drove from Prescott, Arkansas to Little Rock for a neice wedding; 

having chanced for the second time getting arrested flying home with the crystal meths for these two weddings.

"No Mother. It's not...WRONG... that you don't want your son to be gay. 

But you've known since I was twenty-three; 

(forty-seven at the time) 

GET OVER IT!"

Until our... MIRACLE BABY TEBOW... settles down and starts breeding more PRO-LIFES, I'm not convinced, although believe most unlikely, he's not gay..? Can you just imagine what it might be like, trying to come out of the closet as a young gay man having a mother like his having publically capitalized on their story of her (Pro-choice) pregnancy with... HIM ...before the whole wide world..?

Had Tim been born into a Catholic family instead of a Baptist family, would not have surprised me Tim becoming a priest instead of a football player.

Though the main purpose of the Westbore Baptist Church's Priests Rape Boys website is to criticize Catholicism, the WBC also criticizes several mainline Protestant churches on the website, including Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Anglicans, and Baptists. The WBC states that

...their preachers have shirked their responsibility to tell people the truth about sin, and instead lie to them about what the Lord their God doth require of them. If these lying, false prophets told people the truth about what God says regarding those who suffer sin upon their neighbor (Lev. 19:17–18), there wouldn't be any butts in the seats when the plate got passed. These preachers are not preachers of righteousness, they are teachers having itching ears (2Tim 4:3), and they absolutely count on the abysmal bible illiteracy of their parishioners ... "Priests rape boys" is indeed an air-tight, three word case against all of the mainline "christian" churches – their preachers and members, without exception. They are all going to Hell!

So...there is some truth to the title of this WBC's statement about the Catholic Church.

And I personally know for a fact, our Methodists, definitely do have itching ears.  Having been raised as a Methodist the first eighteen years of my life, my mother still living in that same house this small Southern Arkansan town of Prescott; still consider myself to be "Methodist Fag" although radical atheist as an adult.  

That child is still there within me; and forever will go no where else..? 

Although Timothy Tebow homeschooled by missionaries, I'm sure if there's anything Tim knows better than football, it would be the lessons needing to be learned from our bible stories: 

• that his life has indeed been blessed; 
• that life is not the game of football in fact the game itself;
• that God does love playing this game, his specialty being the curve ball; 
• that this curve ball could well indeed be with his first child.

That family of HIS definitely due a major corrective with their inexcussable misuse of survivor's bias and confirmation bias...CONGENIALITY BIASES... to their advantage.

Besides, having myself never had vaginal intercourse with a woman, technically, even I'm still a virgin at the age of fifty-three; pragmatic competence being the actual game here.

   

  

You know what? 

Seeing no end to this...

and 

needing to get off the computer...

maybe 

Tim Tebow should... 

take out a restraining order against me..?

***

"I can of my own self do nothing: as I sense, I judge: and my judgement is just; not because I seek my own will but the will of thy collective unconscienousness

 which cometh before us."

JOHN 5:30 

~(Simply Jim's Revised Version)~

***

It's not enough to be busy;
so are the ants.

The question is:
what are we being busy about?