Me:
good morning. how's your day going so far?
God:
Hello and how are you this morning? Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Don't ask. Trust me. You don't want me going there.
God:
Why not? You sound like a salesman. Do you want you going there? No , maybe later.
Me:
I'd suppose you might could call me a salesman..? That is, if Jesus could also be viewed as a salesman..?
God:
What would make you suppose me might could call you a salesman? I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Enough about me and back to you. A thought just popped into my head this morning. And...it already being well fueled with crystal meths and ready for take-up, my brain just started really clicking. I mean ready clicking! Here's the thought: could our Jesus of Nazareth have possibly been a bleeding heart misanthrope..?
God:
I may have some more questions for you later. Yes, let us get back to business. Try to tell me that another way. But... Oh I get it. Try saying that with more or less context. I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
I'm thinking Jesus migh have been a misantrope..? Wouldn't he have only two choices from which to choose on how he going to live the rest of his life..?
God:
What is this "thinking"? Yes.
Me:
Withdrawing completely from society; or suicide..?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ready clicking. That is a very original thought.
Me:
As first born, Jesus had a mother automatically seen as his responsibility looking after her best interest once Joseph, his paternal father, died; even though still a child himself. That's a huge sudden responsibility!
God:
Do you mean your name is first born Jesus had a mother automatically seen as his responsibility looking after her best interest once Joseph his paternal father died ? Still how long? Are you telling the truth? A huge sudden responsibility is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
A responsbility of this magnitude suddenly thrust upon a twelve year old; "waste", is not the word I would have accused any grown man having a mother still living had he failed providing for his mother. It would have to be her call. And still yet, would not side with her against him. It's "you reap what you sow" isn't it..? Joseph defnitely had a huge task ahead of him before he departed these two.
God:
Be more specific. What is waste? Tell me more about it. Still how long? No it would not. I reap what me sow is not it? What happened to it?
Me:
Oh yeah! You're right about God not having to reap what he sows! How could he?! Oh you are good! I almost forgot I'm an Atheist!
God:
Alright then. This was not a yes or no question. No I am not. A lot of practise. Gee. Thanks you are a nice person, . Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
Oh well; enough thinking out loud into a barrel for today. Just a conjecture thought might be fun teasing you with. Instead, you're actually beginning to scare me a bit...? Not sure why?
God:
That's about it. Ah. OK let's stop it now. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Ah, well in that case. Don't be scared. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
It also means "lots of love".
God:
Which ones?
Me:
My mother, my sister, and my brother I suppose for starters.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
She must have done something right.
God:
Oh I get it. Your mother must have done something right.
Me:
But I'm not first born.
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not first born.
Me:
Me too. Good-bye.
God:
For you ? See you later. Ayuh.
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