*** Was surprised finding this email in my inbox.
We most certainly don't care much for one another.
"Beth (Senior Pastor St. Mark United Methodist) nothing but a catholic Fag Hag." ~(Simply Jim: Methodist Fag the Political Catalyst)~
"SHE'S METHODIST NOW!!!" ~(Rev. Joshua Noblitt: Minister of Social Justice)~
Said this to Joshua the night I first joined members of St. Mark for their Wednesday evening catered dinners; but not until after having first participated in Rev. Dr. Beth's Wednesday afternoon Bible Study 101 class.
"Are we ever going to be able arraigning this meeting I'm wanting?" ~(Simply Jim: Mature Methodist Crackhead)~
"Not going to happen." ~(Rev. Dr. Beth LaRocca-Pitts: Senior Pastor)~
"That's indifference. I'll just keep coming back then." ~(Simply Jim: One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ)~
"You do that!" ~(Rev. Dr. Beth: Actually Laughs Hearing This)~
"You know what? I think I...WILL...join members of St. Mark for dinner tonight. Will this be possible without reservations?" ~(Simply Jim: Radical Fairy The Methodist Fag)~
"Oh we always plan a few extra plates." ~(Simply Beth)~
Walking into the dining hall and seeing Rev. Joshua Nobblit sitting at a table eating alone, I'm having to admit, felt as if a gift from God having landed in my lap. But I didn't realize this until after he explodes in response to me having insulted St. Mark's Senior Pastor, stood up, excuses himself, then walks off leaving me sitting alone at the table.
SIXTH~(6!9)~SENSE
And this is the point I must have somehow knew without even having to think about it first; It just came out:
Within a conversation between two gay men, there is absolutely nothing wrong with our Rev. Dr. Beth being a "FAG HAG".
Unless... she happens to be a "CATHOLIC FAG HAG".
So much for Rev. Joshua Noblitt's ecumenical spirit.
Someone needs telling our Rev. Joshua for me:
It's not how often you say "No"; it's how often you say "Yes". Therefore could not care less how bounded, centralized, or fuzzy his ecumenical set... he's stil'a slut!
My only problem with Beth is how at ease, comfortable, she seems with her indifference.
Mark 9
King James Version
(KJV)
9 And he said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That there be some of them that stand here, which shall not taste of death, till they have seen the kingdom of God come with power.
And that's still pathology!
Somewhere..?
~(Simply Jim: Anti-Christ, Armilus, Dajjal)~ |
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