JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"
Showing posts with label Arkansas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arkansas. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

TRULY BLUE BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL

Truly Blue Bleeding Heart Liberal

Introduction


 


   


Progressive who's learning what works and what doesn't work by being confrontational.

And I'm beginning to find it somewhat amusing how even the Liberals and Progressives accuse me of being confrontational sounding the same as when Conservatives say,

"PROGRESSIVES!" or "YOU'RE A LIBERAL?!"

Confront?  Confrontational?  Confront?  Confrontational.

That's not a dirty word either, and I take pride in this.

As all progress is a negotiation, how can there be any progress without someone first forcing the negotiations?  

But in America this day and age,  the real problem isn't that there is no negotiation (our  politician being the bad people), but with the people who elects them.  

There is no attempt for genuinely honest/fair/reasonable discussions among them, first,  when it comes to solving the worlds problems.  How the fuck would the public know who the right persons are sending to Washington?

The same as medical doctors are required so many hours Continuing Education Credits yearly in order to keep practicing medicine, Continuing Education Credits should be required in order to vote.  

With today's digital age and every one's OCD preoccupations with their little gadgets/toys,  all one needs to do is ties access to infomercials/CE credits to these phones along with cellphone ownership being considered a privilege, not a right.

You abuse it...

You lose it. 

Bragging rights

Still alive somehow when apparently ...

"BIGGEST ASSHOLE THERE EVER WAS?"

If leaning that far left,
then what the fuck am I...?

Had one guy tell me,
"So you're a Socialist."

"No, not really," 
I answered back to him.  
"I'm actually for... 
a form of capitalism known 
as 
'bottoms up capitalism' as opposed to 'trickle down economics'.  Jobs...NEED...to be available for those genuinely wanting to work."

My own mother, 
in the beginnings of conundrum found myself four years ago and still ongoing, 
said to me, 
"Get a job at McDonald's."

"No," 
came my answer without needing giving it a seconds thought.  
"This would be taking away an entry level job from some young person just needing a lucky break or an older person desperately needing that job .  Not about to do this just to extend the life of one becoming hopeless."

This is not even getting into how my hearing impairment would have most likely disqualified me for a job at McDonald's if already having met a quota keeping up public appearances.  Hell. I don't even know how to operate a cash register.  

My own mother still not able empathizing with her own son.

Believe this is roughly when I stopped paying the premiums on my health insurance.

"I'll pay for it," 
my mother quickly reacted upon hearing my plans discontinuing health insurance.

"No mother.  
STILL...you are...NOT...getting my point."  

This was not the reaction trying to provoke from my mother.  Instead, ended up with me following through with it. We have not said another word about it since.

Although still an avid Obama supporter; 
now a criminal in violation of Obama Care.

I believe some of this, also, is aimed at my distant cousin Mike Avery Ross, now running for governor of Arkansas; poster child for Democratic opposition to Obama Care as well as having voted against the Matthew Shepard James Byrd Hate Crime Act.

"WE DON'T NEED UNIVERSAL 
HEALTH CARE! THEY GET IT FOR FREE!"
~(Dr. Johnson/Beaver Crossing A.H.)~

"Why have insurance then?
LOSE IT!!!"
~(James E. Avery, Herd Health Medicine)~

This exchange happened between me and another doctor one day filling in as a relief veterinarian for one of his three associates.

Startled him alright. 

Not the first time left him speechless, either. 

But he always got over it.





"Thank him for us; would you."
~(Dr. Johnson)~


Had just pointed out that, U.S. Representative 4th District of Arkansas making the news during legislation for "Obama Care", Blue Dog Democrat Mike Avery Ross...
was my cousin.

 


"Are you aware that our deceased frugal Republican father charged just as much delivering...BLACK...babies as he did a white baby.  Yet... it was his party's politics holding them back from their fair chance at a slice of the American pie?"
~(Simply Jim:  Mature Methodist Crackhead)~ 



"Yes Jim Ed.  I'm aware of this.  BUT...he sent them...ONE FINAL BILL.  And they...STILL...didn't finish paying him back."





   





Thursday, October 16, 2014

PROJECT Q: "BAT SHIT CRAZY" DEFINITELY THE EASY ROAD TO TAKE




 



Subject: Reach out to Project Q
From: Project Q Atlanta (no-reply@wufoo.com)
To: JEAveryDVM87@att.net;
Cc:
Bcc:
Date: Thursday, October 16, 2014 12:01 AM



Thanks for contacting the Project Q Atlanta team. We'll follow up if needed. In the meantime, here's a copy of what you submitted.


Reach out to Project Q
Name JamesAvery
Your Email Address *JEAveryDVM87@att.net
Attach a File october_10th_2014__betty_boop_md_11.jpg1.58 MB · jpg
Your Message *
Back in Nov. 1, 2012 Project Q ran a piece about me being "BAT SHIT CRAZY", Pray this gay Atlantan isn’t your crazy neighbor.

It bothers me Project Q didn't give me a chance telling my side of the story.

Well...I'm even crazier than before.

Is it fair for one's problem to be considered a psychosis if the triggers for his supposedly bipolarism (btw a medical misnomer) is the congeniality/survivors bias of others.

Not only is there supposedly a restraining order against me being held by the Emory Police not to enter Emory campus or be on the grounds of Glenn Memorial UMC, I have a second cousin now running for governor of Arkansas.

Although radical atheist as an adult, but because of my first 18 years growing up with the First United Methodist Church of Prescott, Arkansas same church Mike Avery Ross attended in my absence as well as when Mike voted against the Matthew Shepard Act as a BLUE DOG DEMOCRAT, I consider myself to be still Methodist no less than Jesus stopped being a Jew.

If from the perspective of minorities I am still considered W.A.S.P. regardless of how I label myself, then I insist Emory respect me as a Methodist although refuse being labeled a Christian. That word tells you absolutely nothing about anyone!

I would like a chance attempting a modern day retelling of Cain and Abel.

Who would you pick playing the part of Cain?

James E. Avery, DVM
Methodist FAG the Political Catalyst

ps

http://www.twistedpurplecow.blogspot.com/2013/11/mike-ross-politician-wikipedia-free.html

http://minusfleshequalswaterandspirits.blogspot.com/2014/10/rev-josh-amerson-at-glenn-memorial.html

http://minusfleshequalswaterandspirits.blogspot.com/2014/10/blue-dog-democrat-poster-child-for.html

http://www.twistedpurplecow.blogspot.com/2014/07/population-controlmetro-atlanta.html

http://www.twistedpurplecow.blogspot.com/2013/11/three-wise-monkeys-paradox.html

http://www.anattemptathumility.blogspot.com/

Obviously not a short/easy piece. 


"BAT SHIT CRAZY" definitely the easy road to take.

Monday, October 6, 2014

James E. Avery, DVM: "You Said Send it All?"





























Subject:



JAMES E. AVERY, DVM: You Said Send it All?
From: James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To: jnoblitt@stmarkumc.org;
Cc:
Bcc:
Date: Friday, October 3, 2014 1:06 AM



Dear Josh,

In our brief discussion after service this past Sunday, you mentioned something about... Carter... when I was trying to explain my relations to Distant Cousin Mike "Avery" Ross; BLUE DOG DEMOCRAT POSTER CHILD FOR DEMOCRATIC OPPOSITION TO OBAMACARE NOW RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS. Could I get you to expand on this please? Currently I'm thinking you are talking about Jason Carter...?

In 2014, Carter voted for House Bill (H.B.) 60, the Safe Carry Protection Act which opponents nicknamed the "guns everywhere" bill. The Safe Carry Protection Act takes effect on July 1, 2014, and permits licensed gun owners to carry guns into many public and private places. The law is supported by the Georgia Baptist Convention which includes 3,600 Baptist churches in Georgia in favor of increased church autonomy,but is not supported by Catholic or Episcopalian church leaders.

Going to send you links to all three of my blogs. The first one was just an experiment seeing what I was capable of producing. Had not done anything like this since Pre-Vet. at University of Arkansas.
Having impressed myself, even if no one else, began the second blog in an attempt at being more brief and visual. That didn't work at too well either. Even more mixed media collage than the first one.

"Rev. Owen. There is nothing any more special about Tim Tebow's mother than mine. The only difference being, his mother getting...EXACTLY... what she wanted! I can't take her "learned helplessness" anymore. Each birthday she has is "ONE, TWO, or THREE" taken away from me."
~(Simply Jim: One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ)~

I am no longer willing any contact with my mother which has effectively cut me off from the rest of my family.
Have always said, "my family was...SOOOO....dysfunctional, the only reason it appeared functional was because none of us had the same dysfunction."

"Donna. Are you aware...JUST HOW MUCH MORE...JOY BEHAR...has...DONE... for...YOUR LITTLE BABY BROTHER...than...ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES PUT TOGETHER?"

"OH I HATE HER! HELL! I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T EVEN VOTE! WELL ...FINE THEN! JUST WON'T... SEND ...YOU ANY MORE COOKIES! That...."D"...in...MATH! WHO CARES WHAT "Y" EQUALS!"

To this day, my big sister the first born, still loses the Civil War...EVERY TIME...before the movie is even over.

"Donna. You really do need to stop cheering for the Confederate Army every time you watch a Civil War era movie. Especially considering, all you do is play tennis with your rich lady Republican friends."
"BUT THAT"S JUST THE WAY IT...WAS...BACK THEN!"

The third one, not sure why I started this one; unless, for the first time, finding Tebow kinda cute reading Dr. Seuss 's Story of GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I hope he doesn't sound like this every time he reads.
That book may even still be in my bedroom, hometown of Prescott, Arkansas.

LINKS TO BLOGS:

I'll settle for information about ...CARTER?

Sincerely,








SIMPLY JIM: METHODIST FAG THE POLITICAL CATALYSE

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Rafting trip down the Ocee River
 with
Jed Speakman, Harry Knox and other member from St. Mark United Methodist Church.

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Subject: KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
From: James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To: jnoblitt@stmarkumc.org;
Cc:
Bcc:
Date: Friday, October 3, 2014 1:14 AM


KNOCK! KNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?

MARY POPPINS.

MARY POPPINS WHO?












MARY POPPINS KNOWS CHOP SUEY! THAT"S WHO!

Plus...

THE STORY OF OUR MIRACLE BABY TEBOW AND THAT OF REV. DR. BETH FROM ST. JOSEPH TO ST. MARK:

Beth LaRocca-Pitts has been a member of the North Georgia Conference of the United Methodist Church since 1983, though she has been preaching for longer than that! She was raised in Athens Georgia and began faith as a Roman Catholic. “When I was 12 year old and a member of St. Joseph’s Catholic Church, I realized that I would never be happy in life if I had to do another job other than the job that the priest at St. Joseph’s did.” Understanding that as a call to ministry, she joined Athens First UMC and at 14 and trained to become a lay speaker at 17.  At Harvard she met her husband Mark. While in Durham, Mark and Beth were blessed by the birth of their twins Ellie and Joe. The whole family is blessed to be in ministry at Saint Mark.

TOO BAD THEY AIN'T CATHOLIC! HE WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT PRIEST!

Hail Mary pass is a very long forward pass in American football, made in desperation with only a small chance of success, especially at or near the end of a half. The term became widespread after a December 28, 1975 NFL playoff game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Minnesota Vikings, when Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach (a Roman Catholic) said about his game-winning touchdown pass to wide receiver Drew Pearson, "I closed my eyes and said a Hail Mary." Previous to this play, a last-second desperation pass had been called several names, most notably the "Alley-Oop".
The expression goes back at least to the 1930s, being used publicly in that decade by two former members of Notre Dame's Four HorsemenElmer Layden and Jim Crowley. Originally meaning any sort of desperation play, a "Hail Mary" gradually came to denote a long, low-probability pass attempted at the end of a half when a team is too far from the end zone to execute a more conventional play. For more than forty years use of the term was largely confined to Notre Dame and other Catholic universities.

The campaign for the neologism "santorum" started with a contest held in May 2003 by Dan Savage, a columnist and LGBT rights activist. Savage asked his readers to create a definition for the word "santorum" in response to then-U.S. Senator Rick Santorum's views on homosexuality, and comments about same sex marriage. In his comments, Santorum had stated that "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be." Savage announced the winning entry, which defined "santorum" as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". He created a web site,spreadingsantorum.com (and santorum.com), to promote the definition, which became a top internet search result displacing the Senator's official website on many search engines, including GoogleYahoo! Search, and Bing.
In 2010 Savage said he would take the site down if Santorum donated US$5 million plus interest to Freedom to Marry, a group advocating legal recognition of same-sex marriages.[5] In September 2011 Santorum asked Google to remove the definition from its search engine index. Google refused, responding that the company does not remove content from search results except in very limited circumstances.

UNLESS ALREADY BUSY BEING HAIL MARY SANTORUM?