James E. Avery, DVM: "You Said Send it All?"

Subject:	JAMES E. AVERY, DVM: You Said Send it All?
From:	James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
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Date:	Friday, October 3, 2014 1:06 AM

Dear Josh,

In our brief discussion after service this past Sunday, you mentioned something about... Carter... when I was trying to explain my relations to Distant Cousin Mike "Avery" Ross; BLUE DOG DEMOCRAT POSTER CHILD FOR DEMOCRATIC OPPOSITION TO OBAMACARE NOW RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS. Could I get you to expand on this please? Currently I'm thinking you are talking about Jason Carter...?

In 2014, Carter voted for House Bill (H.B.) 60, the Safe Carry Protection Act which opponents nicknamed the "guns everywhere" bill. The Safe Carry Protection Act takes effect on July 1, 2014, and permits licensed gun owners to carry guns into many public and private places. The law is supported by the Georgia Baptist Convention which includes 3,600 Baptist churches in Georgia in favor of increased church autonomy,but is not supported by Catholic or Episcopalian church leaders.

Going to send you links to all three of my blogs. The first one was just an experiment seeing what I was capable of producing. Had not done anything like this since Pre-Vet. at University of Arkansas.

Having impressed myself, even if no one else, began the second blog in an attempt at being more brief and visual. That didn't work at too well either. Even more mixed media collage than the first one.

"Rev. Owen. There is nothing any more special about Tim Tebow's mother than mine. The only difference being, his mother getting...EXACTLY... what she wanted! I can't take her "learned helplessness" anymore. Each birthday she has is "ONE, TWO, or THREE" taken away from me."

~(Simply Jim: One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ)~

I am no longer willing any contact with my mother which has effectively cut me off from the rest of my family.

Have always said, "my family was...SOOOO....dysfunctional, the only reason it appeared functional was because none of us had the same dysfunction."

"Donna. Are you aware...JUST HOW MUCH MORE...JOY BEHAR...has...DONE... for...YOUR LITTLE BABY BROTHER...than...ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES PUT TOGETHER?"

"OH I HATE HER! HELL! I DON'T KNOW! I DON'T EVEN VOTE! WELL ...FINE THEN! JUST WON'T... SEND ...YOU ANY MORE COOKIES! That...."D"...in...MATH! WHO CARES WHAT "Y" EQUALS!"

To this day, my big sister the first born, still loses the Civil War...EVERY TIME...before the movie is even over.

"Donna. You really do need to stop cheering for the Confederate Army every time you watch a Civil War era movie. Especially considering, all you do is play tennis with your rich lady Republican friends."

"BUT THAT"S JUST THE WAY IT...WAS...BACK THEN!"

The third one, not sure why I started this one; unless, for the first time, finding Tebow kinda cute reading Dr. Seuss 's Story of GREEN EGGS AND HAM. I hope he doesn't sound like this every time he reads.

That book may even still be in my bedroom, hometown of Prescott, Arkansas.

LINKS TO BLOGS:

BARRELS OF MONKEYS: GENESIS IN REVERSE

GENESIS II: HOMOPOLAR, GOD DAMN IT! HOMOPOLAR!

?PURGATORY: WITH EACH DAY~{CHRIST(ROUND[6!9]THREE)ANTI-CHRIST}~LOVE YOU MORE :DIALOGUE?

I'll settle for information about ...CARTER?

Sincerely,

SIMPLY JIM: METHODIST FAG THE POLITICAL CATALYSE

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Rafting trip down the Ocee River

 with

Jed Speakman, Harry Knox and other member from St. Mark United Methodist Church.

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Subject:	KNOCK KNOCK JOKE
From:	James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
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Date:	Friday, October 3, 2014 1:14 AM

KNOCK! KNOCK!

WHO'S THERE?

MARY POPPINS.

MARY POPPINS WHO?

MARY POPPINS KNOWS CHOP SUEY! THAT"S WHO!

Plus...

THE STORY OF OUR MIRACLE BABY TEBOW AND THAT OF REV. DR. BETH FROM ST. JOSEPH TO ST. MARK:

Beth LaRocca-Pitts has been a member of the North Georgia Conference of the United Methodist Church since 1983, though she has been preaching for longer than that! She was raised in Athens Georgia and began faith as a Roman Catholic. “When I was 12 year old and a member of St. Joseph’s Catholic Church, I realized that I would never be happy in life if I had to do another job other than the job that the priest at St. Joseph’s did.” Understanding that as a call to ministry, she joined Athens First UMC and at 14 and trained to become a lay speaker at 17.  At Harvard she met her husband Mark. While in Durham, Mark and Beth were blessed by the birth of their twins Ellie and Joe. The whole family is blessed to be in ministry at Saint Mark.

TOO BAD THEY AIN'T CATHOLIC! HE WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT PRIEST!

A Hail Mary pass is a very long forward pass in American football, made in desperation with only a small chance of success, especially at or near the end of a half. The term became widespread after a December 28, 1975 NFL playoff game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Minnesota Vikings, when Cowboys quarterback Roger Staubach (a Roman Catholic) said about his game-winning touchdown pass to wide receiver Drew Pearson, "I closed my eyes and said a Hail Mary." Previous to this play, a last-second desperation pass had been called several names, most notably the "Alley-Oop".

The expression goes back at least to the 1930s, being used publicly in that decade by two former members of Notre Dame's Four Horsemen, Elmer Layden and Jim Crowley. Originally meaning any sort of desperation play, a "Hail Mary" gradually came to denote a long, low-probability pass attempted at the end of a half when a team is too far from the end zone to execute a more conventional play. For more than forty years use of the term was largely confined to Notre Dame and other Catholic universities.

The campaign for the neologism "santorum" started with a contest held in May 2003 by Dan Savage, a columnist and LGBT rights activist. Savage asked his readers to create a definition for the word "santorum" in response to then-U.S. Senator Rick Santorum's views on homosexuality, and comments about same sex marriage. In his comments, Santorum had stated that "In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be." Savage announced the winning entry, which defined "santorum" as "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex". He created a web site,spreadingsantorum.com (and santorum.com), to promote the definition, which became a top internet search result displacing the Senator's official website on many search engines, including Google, Yahoo! Search, and Bing.

In 2010 Savage said he would take the site down if Santorum donated US$5 million plus interest to Freedom to Marry, a group advocating legal recognition of same-sex marriages.^[5] In September 2011 Santorum asked Google to remove the definition from its search engine index. Google refused, responding that the company does not remove content from search results except in very limited circumstances.

UNLESS ALREADY BUSY BEING HAIL MARY SANTORUM?