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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Thursday, November 3, 2016

GALIMATIAS : PSYCHOLOGY OF RELIGION - Thursday November 3rd, 2016














Citations for galimatias
I have seen this letter in which you tell me there is so much galimatias, and I assure you   that I have not found any at all. On the contrary, I find everything plainly expressed …George Eliot, "A Woman in France: Madame de SablĂ©," The Westminster Review, January and April,1854
Statisticians know that merging two approximations does not produce precision;rather, it   produces galimatias.Gregg Easterbrook, "Warming Earth, Heated Rhetoric," New York Times, June 14, 2000



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Subject:Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:Mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Monday, November 7, 2016 1:27 PM


Hello Officer Housworth,

Have twenty-seven signs up and ready/waiting  for another round of citations should Code Enforcement decide to pay my property a visit today.  If you will send a text ahead of time letting me know your approximate time of arrival, I will try and be sure to be on the lookout for you so we don't miss each other this time.

By the way, I'm curious.  

Last Thursday, early afternoon, I'd walked down to the convenient  store on the corner of Mason Mill and Clairmont.  I returned finding my "FUCK THE LORAX" sign had gone missing.  

My question is:

Because someone would have been able grabbing this sign without stepping off the sidewalk, in other words, within ten feet of their right-of-way while trespassing through my property with their opinion of me; does this, or does this not still count as petty larceny?

Also, had the removal of this sign from my property taken place same day, but after having already been written up for this sign being in violation(s) of DeKalb County Code Ordinances; am I still held accountable for this same sign having violated DeKalb County Code Ordinances?

Yeah!  Yeah!  Yeah!

Take it up with the judge.

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.  This is the third time signs have gone missing broad daylight; second set of replacement sock monkeys.  I absolutely refuse to believe no one living this neighborhood witnessed these petite larceny misdemeanor crimes against me.  

Yet, an email of mine violating a restraining order against me by former neighbors of mine once living in the house directly across the street from mine landed me on the fifth floor (felony floor) of DeKalb County Jail; aggravated stalking.

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

INFRA DIG : FIRST YOU MAKE A STONE OF YOUR HEART : MURDER BY NUMBER - Wednesday Nov. 2nd, 2016











                             





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Subject:Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 11:28 PM

Hello Officer Housworth,

The following link is to my blog where I have uploaded pictures taken of today's sign displayed my front yard.  Believe there were a total of twenty-seven today.




I've decided to help my neighbors document my violations.

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.

You and the rest of DeKalb County's Code Enforcement Division could at least make the best of a bad situation by sharing with me your thoughts of my signs.  Truly, this would be the just way of making these signs disappear.  However if you and my neighbors are unable defending your viewpoints, then only you know how to solve this problem.

I absolutely refuse believing these signs of mine are senseless.


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Tuesday, November 1, 2016

CODE ENFORCEMENT DIVISION'S VISIT NOVEMBER 1, 2016: DUE TO TECHNICAL NATURE OF YOUR VIOLATION...



Subject:Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:Mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Tuesday, November 1, 2016 10:10 PM


Hello Officer Housworth,

I'm curious as to how much effort you put into ringing my front doorbell, knocking on my front door, or maybe if even tried banging on my front door with this most recent visit by Code Enforcement out to my property this afternoon?  I was at home.   And we both know that I'm hearing impaired.

I feel pretty confident believing/saying I'm not...THAT...hearing impaired.  In fact, this doorbell worked fine just the other day for two female Jehovah witnesses having paid me a visit.  Always seem to work just fine for the Jehovah Witnesses, the Democratic Party of Georgia volunteers, and the Better Georgian; even for our Dekalb County Mobile Crisis Unit's nine visits out to my property.

The front doorbell that is!

So what's up with these last three visits by Code Enforcement Division out to my property?

And also could you explain just exactly what is meant by "due to technical nature of your violations"?

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.  Again, as I'm in violation of DeKalb County Sign Code Ordinances everyday,  I'm more than willing saving you all these trips out to my property by sending you pics of my yard daily.  

Or...
you can accept my offer giving you permission writing me up three or four citations per day based on thirty signs total having been displayed in my yard; even if not quite that many...every...day. I promise that I will not deny or object to these citations.

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Subject:RE: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:Housworth, Menfus (mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov)
To:jeaverydvm87@att.net;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 7:55 AM


Greetings Mr. Avery,

I thought it to be quit odd that you wasn’t outside and furthermore not answering your front door?  When you and I spoke last week,  you stated you left the house for a moment when Officer Armstrong visited your location; thus I was under the impression you were not home. 

I visited your location twice on yesterday, spending an approximate time of an hour.  I range the bell multiple times as I  peered in the window looking for any movement; non-to be seen.  I subsequently left your front door stoop to retrieve the door knocker I left on your front door. 

As usual, I parked in the usual location with lights and flashers blaring; complete open and obvious inspection for all to see.  In conclusion, I will return this week to give you the citations  written for yesterday sign violation(s).   Twenty Nine (29) signs erected in the front yard of a residential property.

Regards,




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Subject:Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:26 PM


Greetings back to you Officer Housworth,

First...

There would be no point of me owning a home if I'm never in it.  

Second...

As far as the day I missed Officer Armstrong's visit only to find a business card of his left at my front door later that evening, I did run some errands that day.  However, on a follow up visit by Officer Armstrong (believe this was also after my phone conversation with you when given up on getting in touch with Officer Armstrong), he said my jeep was in the driveway that day we missed each other.  

Therefore...

 I was at home that day also if my jeep was in the driveway.   

Third...

As far as you being "parked in the usual location with lights and flashers blaring; complete open and obvious inspection for all to see"; even if I happened to be asleep in a darkened room, they would not have woken me up.  Although my alarm clock has the option of hooking a lamp up to it, I prefer the vibrating disc.  Boy did that scare the hell out of my cat Mr. Ed the first night we tried it. They've been all four paw declawed since!

Anyway...

 I'm sure the neighbors, mine at least, all thought it a lovely sight.

So...

It's my understanding there are three days worth of citations, in addition to  those citations will be receiving with your next visit, waiting for my signature..?  How many do I get to look forward to signing?

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.
I have a question for you:

Luke 18
9 To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable:
10 “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector.
11 The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector.
12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’
13 “But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’
14 “I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”
  
Do you or the other code enforcers ever fill like this tax collector?


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Subject:Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:29 PM


FEEL!  I meant...FEEL!


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ST. MARK UNITED METHODIST CHURCH'S OPEN DOORS..?

















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Subject:Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:Giselle Lawn (gisellelawn@gmail.com)
To:jimedavery@att.net;
Date:Saturday, August 27, 2016 8:40 AM


Hi Jim Ed,

We are in need of a few volunteers to host Open Doors over the Fall months.  Two volunteers are needed to host Open Doors for each Saturday.  The Open Doors hours for volunteers are 11:30 to 1:00.

Volunteers are needed for all of the following dates.  If you would like to volunteer for any open date, please do.   Please volunteer by return email to me with name, email, phone number, and date(s) you prefer.

Detailed Open Doors information will be supplied to each volunteer prior to your hosting date.
 
Please contact me with any comments or questions.  Thank you.
      
September 24
October 1
October 8
October 22
October 29
November 5
November 12


Giselle Lawn
Open Doors Coordinator





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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:James Avery (jimedavery@att.net)
To:gisellelawn@gmail.com;
Date:Wednesday, August 31, 2016 9:03 PM


Hello Giselle,

What are your thoughts on the following letter handed to me by two of the extra security guards hired shortly after SCOTUS ruling in favor of same sex marriages?


Saint Mark
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

781 Peachtree Street, NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30308-1205

404.873.2636
facsimile: 404.873.2639

office@stmarkumc.org
WWW.stmarkumc .org

July 1, 2015

To James Avery,

Acting on behalf of the congregation as represented by Administrative Council of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, we, the Board of Trustees, hereby notify James Avery that his presence on the property of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, 781 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta Georgia 30308;  bounded by Peachtree Street, Fifth Street, and Juniper Street, shall constitute a criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of this notice forward.

E.C. LaRocca-Pitts
Senior Pastor, representing the Board of Trustees

Loving
Accepting
Serving



Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM


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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:Giselle Lawn (gisellelawn@gmail.com)
To:jimedavery@att.net;
Date:Thursday, September 1, 2016 8:00 AM


Thank you for your notification James, I will update my Open Doors email distribution list accordingly.

Giselle Lawn
706-217-5072

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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:James Avery (jimedavery@att.net)
To:gisellelawn@gmail.com;
Date:Thursday, September 1, 2016 10:17 PM


lol

So much for "Open Doors".

Apparently "God" has an impenetrability problem.



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im·pen·e·tra·bil·i·ty  
(Ä­m-pÄ•n′Ä­-trÉ™-bÄ­l′Ä­-tÄ“)
n.
1. The quality or condition of being impenetrable.
2. The inability of two bodies to occupy the same space at the same time.