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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

ST. MARK UNITED METHODIST CHURCH'S OPEN DOORS..?

















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Subject:Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:Giselle Lawn (gisellelawn@gmail.com)
To:jimedavery@att.net;
Date:Saturday, August 27, 2016 8:40 AM


Hi Jim Ed,

We are in need of a few volunteers to host Open Doors over the Fall months.  Two volunteers are needed to host Open Doors for each Saturday.  The Open Doors hours for volunteers are 11:30 to 1:00.

Volunteers are needed for all of the following dates.  If you would like to volunteer for any open date, please do.   Please volunteer by return email to me with name, email, phone number, and date(s) you prefer.

Detailed Open Doors information will be supplied to each volunteer prior to your hosting date.
 
Please contact me with any comments or questions.  Thank you.
      
September 24
October 1
October 8
October 22
October 29
November 5
November 12


Giselle Lawn
Open Doors Coordinator





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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:James Avery (jimedavery@att.net)
To:gisellelawn@gmail.com;
Date:Wednesday, August 31, 2016 9:03 PM


Hello Giselle,

What are your thoughts on the following letter handed to me by two of the extra security guards hired shortly after SCOTUS ruling in favor of same sex marriages?


Saint Mark
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH

781 Peachtree Street, NE
Atlanta, Georgia 30308-1205

404.873.2636
facsimile: 404.873.2639

office@stmarkumc.org
WWW.stmarkumc .org

July 1, 2015

To James Avery,

Acting on behalf of the congregation as represented by Administrative Council of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, we, the Board of Trustees, hereby notify James Avery that his presence on the property of Saint Mark United Methodist Church, 781 Peachtree Street NE, Atlanta Georgia 30308;  bounded by Peachtree Street, Fifth Street, and Juniper Street, shall constitute a criminal trespass from the time of the delivery of this notice forward.

E.C. LaRocca-Pitts
Senior Pastor, representing the Board of Trustees

Loving
Accepting
Serving



Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM


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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:Giselle Lawn (gisellelawn@gmail.com)
To:jimedavery@att.net;
Date:Thursday, September 1, 2016 8:00 AM


Thank you for your notification James, I will update my Open Doors email distribution list accordingly.

Giselle Lawn
706-217-5072

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Subject:Re: Saint Mark UMC - Open Doors Fall Volunteers Needed
From:James Avery (jimedavery@att.net)
To:gisellelawn@gmail.com;
Date:Thursday, September 1, 2016 10:17 PM


lol

So much for "Open Doors".

Apparently "God" has an impenetrability problem.



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im·pen·e·tra·bil·i·ty  
(ĭm-pĕn′ĭ-trə-bĭl′ĭ-tē)
n.
1. The quality or condition of being impenetrable.
2. The inability of two bodies to occupy the same space at the same time.

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