Citations for galimatias
I have seen this letter in which you tell me there is so much galimatias, and I assure you that I have not found any at all. On the contrary, I find everything plainly expressed …
Statisticians know that merging two approximations does not produce precision;rather, it produces galimatias.
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Hello Officer Housworth,
Have twenty-seven signs up and ready/waiting for another round of citations should Code Enforcement decide to pay my property a visit today. If you will send a text ahead of time letting me know your approximate time of arrival, I will try and be sure to be on the lookout for you so we don't miss each other this time.
By the way, I'm curious.
Last Thursday, early afternoon, I'd walked down to the convenient store on the corner of Mason Mill and Clairmont. I returned finding my "FUCK THE LORAX" sign had gone missing.
My question is:
Because someone would have been able grabbing this sign without stepping off the sidewalk, in other words, within ten feet of their right-of-way while trespassing through my property with their opinion of me; does this, or does this not still count as petty larceny?
Also, had the removal of this sign from my property taken place same day, but after having already been written up for this sign being in violation(s) of DeKalb County Code Ordinances; am I still held accountable for this same sign having violated DeKalb County Code Ordinances?
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Take it up with the judge.
Sincerely yours,
James E. Avery, DVM
P.S. This is the third time signs have gone missing broad daylight; second set of replacement sock monkeys. I absolutely refuse to believe no one living this neighborhood witnessed these petite larceny misdemeanor crimes against me.
Yet, an email of mine violating a restraining order against me by former neighbors of mine once living in the house directly across the street from mine landed me on the fifth floor (felony floor) of DeKalb County Jail; aggravated stalking.
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