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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

CODE ENFORCEMENT DIVISION'S VISIT NOVEMBER 1, 2016: DUE TO TECHNICAL NATURE OF YOUR VIOLATION...



Subject:Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:Mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Tuesday, November 1, 2016 10:10 PM


Hello Officer Housworth,

I'm curious as to how much effort you put into ringing my front doorbell, knocking on my front door, or maybe if even tried banging on my front door with this most recent visit by Code Enforcement out to my property this afternoon?  I was at home.   And we both know that I'm hearing impaired.

I feel pretty confident believing/saying I'm not...THAT...hearing impaired.  In fact, this doorbell worked fine just the other day for two female Jehovah witnesses having paid me a visit.  Always seem to work just fine for the Jehovah Witnesses, the Democratic Party of Georgia volunteers, and the Better Georgian; even for our Dekalb County Mobile Crisis Unit's nine visits out to my property.

The front doorbell that is!

So what's up with these last three visits by Code Enforcement Division out to my property?

And also could you explain just exactly what is meant by "due to technical nature of your violations"?

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.  Again, as I'm in violation of DeKalb County Sign Code Ordinances everyday,  I'm more than willing saving you all these trips out to my property by sending you pics of my yard daily.  

Or...
you can accept my offer giving you permission writing me up three or four citations per day based on thirty signs total having been displayed in my yard; even if not quite that many...every...day. I promise that I will not deny or object to these citations.

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Subject:RE: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:Housworth, Menfus (mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov)
To:jeaverydvm87@att.net;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 7:55 AM


Greetings Mr. Avery,

I thought it to be quit odd that you wasn’t outside and furthermore not answering your front door?  When you and I spoke last week,  you stated you left the house for a moment when Officer Armstrong visited your location; thus I was under the impression you were not home. 

I visited your location twice on yesterday, spending an approximate time of an hour.  I range the bell multiple times as I  peered in the window looking for any movement; non-to be seen.  I subsequently left your front door stoop to retrieve the door knocker I left on your front door. 

As usual, I parked in the usual location with lights and flashers blaring; complete open and obvious inspection for all to see.  In conclusion, I will return this week to give you the citations  written for yesterday sign violation(s).   Twenty Nine (29) signs erected in the front yard of a residential property.

Regards,




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Subject:Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:26 PM


Greetings back to you Officer Housworth,

First...

There would be no point of me owning a home if I'm never in it.  

Second...

As far as the day I missed Officer Armstrong's visit only to find a business card of his left at my front door later that evening, I did run some errands that day.  However, on a follow up visit by Officer Armstrong (believe this was also after my phone conversation with you when given up on getting in touch with Officer Armstrong), he said my jeep was in the driveway that day we missed each other.  

Therefore...

 I was at home that day also if my jeep was in the driveway.   

Third...

As far as you being "parked in the usual location with lights and flashers blaring; complete open and obvious inspection for all to see"; even if I happened to be asleep in a darkened room, they would not have woken me up.  Although my alarm clock has the option of hooking a lamp up to it, I prefer the vibrating disc.  Boy did that scare the hell out of my cat Mr. Ed the first night we tried it. They've been all four paw declawed since!

Anyway...

 I'm sure the neighbors, mine at least, all thought it a lovely sight.

So...

It's my understanding there are three days worth of citations, in addition to  those citations will be receiving with your next visit, waiting for my signature..?  How many do I get to look forward to signing?

Sincerely yours,

James E. Avery, DVM

P.S.
I have a question for you:

Luke 18
9 To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable:
10 “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector.
11 The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector.
12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’
13 “But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’
14 “I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”
  
Do you or the other code enforcers ever fill like this tax collector?


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Subject:Re: Trinity's Time Warp Dance: Inappropriate Signage 1840 Mason Mill Road
From:James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To:mhousworth@dekalbcountyga.gov;
Date:Wednesday, November 2, 2016 1:29 PM


FEEL!  I meant...FEEL!


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