JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

GET BUSY LIVING OR HURRY-UP AND DIE..?









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"At any given moment, there are only so many "good" homes available taking on a pet.  Even with the begging, pressuring, twisting of a few arms here and there, still, we have far more abandoned/abused pets in need of  a "good" home than we are able finding any kind of home for them...period!  I'm okay with spaying a pregnant dog or cat no matter what stage of pregnancy, without, any attempts saving these unborn puppies or kittens; even if they could be saved after performing a complete ovariohysterectomy first then handing the gravid uterus off to the technicians for them to attempt saving these puppies and kittens as I finish up the spay. The way I see it, even...IF...able finding homes for these last minute saved puppies and kittens, this would only be that many homes, once available, now unavailable for these abandoned/abused dogs and cats already here long overdue a home better than the ones they are currently living." 
~(James E. Avery, DVM:  Relief Veterinarian)~

"Amen!  
With you all the way on that one!"
~(Micheal Smith, DVM:  Associate Veterinarian Now Owner)~

"But you are...against... abortions?"
~(James E. Avery, DVM:  Bleeding Heart Liberal)~

"There's a world of difference between a...BABY...and a kitten!"
~(Micheal Smith, DVM:  Baptist/Religious Right Conservative)~

"That's what we keep telling ourselves."
~(James E. Avery, DVM:  Fast Approaching Burnout)~

[NOT TOO MANY MOONS LATER]

"Have you ever been in jail?"
~(DeKalb Crisis Center)~

"Yes."
~(Simply Jim:  Mature Methodist Crackhead)~

"The name of this jail?"
~(DeKalb Crisis Center)~

"Pale Blue Dot."
~(Simply Jim:  Twisted Purple C.O.W.)~

"huh..?"
~(DeKalb Crisis Center)~

"Yeah, that's right:  Pale Blue Dot.  
Once on; can never get off."
~(Simply Jim:  Dead Man Walking)~

BEAVER CROSSING 

ANIMAL HOSPITAL

by

James E. Avery, DVM


~(6!9)~


TAO~g(Herd Health Medicine)d~OG




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