JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
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E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

Hell Betty Jo: The $14,000.00 gift check:

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-Hello Donna,




The $14,000.00 gift checks:


















 What's the difference between my big sister knowing our father is in heaven?













And her little baby brother able pretending he believes in purgatory?



Donna!  The key to understanding the yard sign:

  "Donna.  Are you aware that our deceased frugal Republican father charged just as much delivering....BLACK... BABIES...as he did a white baby!  Yet it's ...HIS... party's politics that's holding them back from ...THEIR.... fair chance at a slice of the American Pie!"
~(Jim Ed)~


"Yes Jim Ed.  I'm already aware of this.  But...HE...sent them...ONE...final bill and they...STILL..didn't finish paying...HIM...back!"
~(Donna)~


"Donna.  You really do need to stop cheering for the Confederate Army, every time you watch a Civil War Era movie.  Especially, when considering all you do is play...TENNIS... with your rich lady Republican friends."
~(Jim Ed)~


"BUT THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT WAS BACK THEN!"
~(Donna)~

"YES! YES! YES...Donna!  It's a very good thing there has been...SOME...improvement since!  BUT!  It was...OUR...family having had nothing to do with any of this improvement!  YOUR...family...STILL...having nothing to do with any of this improvement!"
~(Jim Ed)~


Replacing the interns behind Paul Ryan with lifeguards the likes we had growing up our First United Methodist County Club of Prescott, Arkansas. 

"I don't care how educated a black man.  He's still a nigger." 
~(David)~

"David!  Why would you...SAY...such a thing?"
~(Jim Ed)~

"Jim!  Just drop it!  You just will not understand!  You just won't!  Now drop it!"
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

And I pray to our father who art in heaven we allowed...HIMSELF...working...HARD...into an early grave grave, you did not need reminding...THAT...we've also a brother somewhere in these pictures?

"Guess what your brother did?!"
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

"Please don't go telling me he's bought himself a Bushmaster!"
~(Jim Ed)~

"Yes!  How did you know?!"
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

"Because it all over the new right now."
~(Simply Jim)~

Having purchased himself a bushmaster during Obama/Biden's push for gun control in the aftermath of Sandy Hook Elementary School Massacre. 

"Mother!  Think about it!  When men jack off; they fantasize!  When men hold a gun; they fantasize!  With a Bushmaster, there isn't much else left!  What were you thinking David be fantasizing about with his guns!"  
~(Jim Ed)~

"Oh you're being ridiculous."
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

Why! 

"Well I'm not coming home to the lake house this summer for Fourth of July weekend fireworks.  May be just the thing he's waiting for?"
~(Jim Ed)~ 
BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE HIS LAST CHANCE! 

"By extension, they don't care how educated a gay man either!  Still a Faggot!"
~(Jim Ed)~

"Of course!"
~(Jerry Silvers:  DeKalb County Code Enforcement Supervisor )~




"I'm for Hillary.  I'm okay with Obama.  But if Anne Coulter and Rush Limbaugh can't stand  McCain that much; he can't be all bad..?"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87:  Relief veterinarian Beaver Crossing Animal Hospital)~

"Mother!  If you are not going to vote for Obama when your gay son wanting you voting for Obama; then vote for Obama because Hillary is wanting you voting for Obama!"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~

"Mother!  If you are not going to vote for Obama when Hillary wanting you voting for Obama; then all your reasons being for Hillary were wrong from the very beginning!"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~

"Mother.  You are aware...MCCAIN...WILL...CARRY...BOTH... THE... STATE... OF... ARKANSAN... AND... THE ...STATE ...OF... GEORGIA...regardless how we vote?
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~

"Yes I'm already aware of this."
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

"So how did you vote?"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~

"I couldn't!  Just couldn't!  So I left it blank!"
~(Betty Jo Wolfe)~

"Mother!  You already knew McCain was going to carry the State of Arkansas.  So how does this make any difference!  Far. as...I AM... concerned, your vote went to McCain the same as everyone having stayed home!"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~


"Jim.  This word I read in your blog, 'gay ghetto':  Sounds like such a horrible place!"
~(Hell Betty Jo)~

"You can relax now Mother!  You're here!"
~(James E. Avery, DVM87)~

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