JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Sunday, July 16, 2017

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People living in a DeKalb County neighborhood say they have been terrorized for years.
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James Avery Here's another way of increasing your property value, removing hazards to your general public welfare, improving your quality of life. And I absolute refuse to be silently an accessory to this DeKalb County victim's now "ONE MAN CRIME WAVE" in TENNESSEE! My God! This woman is District Attorney now!
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James Avery Immaculate Ejaculation: "OH WE"RE NOT THAT KIND OF CHRISTIAN!"
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James Avery Simply Jim: "Rev. Josh. I hold you responsible for the behavior of your congregation." Associate Pastor Glenn Memorial: "But all Methodist aren't the same!" Simply Jim: "But they do have a commonality?" Associate Pastor Glenn Memorial: "YES THEY HAVE A COMMONALITY!" Simply Jim: You. It's you." With all the Master of Divinities we have around here, two thousand years later you think we would be doing better than 33% of world population. Here's another one. Simply Jim: Rev? Dr? Alice. What's the most liberal interpretation/understanding of John 3: 1-15 you've heard?" Senior Pastor of Glenn Memorial UMC (Magna Cum Laude Candler School of Theology): "I need to read it first and give it some thought." You would of thought a "Reverend Doctor for Ministry Magna Cum Laude from Candler School of Theology already done did! And I'm still waiting?! Here's another one. Simply Jim: "Rev. Dr. Beth LaRocca-Pitts nothing but a Catholic F*G HAG." Minister of Social Justice St. Mark UMC Joshua Noblitt: "SHE METHODIST NOW!" Here's another one. Simply Jim: "Rev. Dr. Beth. What was it about this Priest at St. Joseph that inspired you to become a Methodist Administer?" Married with Children Senior Pastor St. Mark UMC 80% LGBT: "“When I was 12 year old and a member of St. Joseph’s Catholic Church, I realized that I would never be happy in life if I had to do another job other than the job that the priest at St. Joseph’s did.” Simply Jim: "I already know that. Read it in you profile St. Mark's web site. But what was it about this Priest that inspired you into becoming a Methodist Administer." Getting no answer from our Rev? Dr? Beth, i suggested one to her I thought would be an appropriate answer: "Well you do have a talent for public speaking." To all my fellow Methodists: IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONTINUE INSISTING ON BELIEVING IN A GOD YOUR WAY, THEN i'M HAVE NO CHOICE BUT HAVING TO ACCEPT THE RIGHTS OF THOSE HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD FROM US BELIEVING IN A GOD HOWEVER WAY THEY ARE FEELING IT NECESSARY FOR THEM NEEDING TO BELIEVE IN A GOD. INCLUDING 72 VIRGINS WAITING FOR 19 DEAD PILOTS SOON TO BE ARRIVING EVERYDAY AS YOU CONTINUE LIVING FOR ALL ETERNITY IN THE PRESENT!
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James Avery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVQFEYUM2TU
Don't try to understand it. Just me picking a fight with Emory University's Candler…
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