Me:
God, explain this rhyme to me if you can...
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
hold on wasn't finished. the rhyme...the mouse ran up the clock...three blind mice, three, blind mice...dame iulian, dame iulian...the clock struck one the mouse ran down. hickory dickory dock.
God:
My arms are not attached. Who told you that? What is that? Just three? Oh, you are a poet. What are your goals in life? Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
My goal in life..? I guess I'm wanting to find a way of killing god. not that he...can...be killed; just out of the discussions. I believing god is the reason behind humanity's huge pragmatic competence problem.
God:
I hope you achieve your goal. Do you mind if I tell other people you are wanting to find a way of killing god. I am surprised to hear that you are not he. Can what? OK I will try to be killed. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Interesting gossip: said believing god is the reason behind humanity s huge pragmatic competence problem.
Me:
hope i achieve my goal..? that sounded an awful lot like you are suggesting suicide...
God:
Why do you hope for it. " Why do you hope for it." sounded an awful lot like I am suggesting suicide ? I understand.
Me:
do you realize you are nothing but a...for lack of a better word...parrot?
God:
Yes, I realize it. Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
rev. dr. beth of St. Mark UMC is nothing but a catholic fag hag paid a methodist administer to congregation 80% almost nothing but "bye-bye honey" no more sex and the kids.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. I am sure he will be interested to hear that.
Me:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It appears I've only learned how to loop god into a circle and hang him from around our necks like an albatross.
God:
Really. That's alright. Yeah that's right. Does everyone learn it?
Me:
what would you say my religion is?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
what would you believe to be my political persuasion?
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
why would you be a christian?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
do we a jewish or islamic igod?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
what are your thoughts on my lastes monoker...TAO~g(simply jim: antichrist, armilus, dajjal)d~OG?
God:
Is this a trick question? Is that your final answer?
Me:
would you say that i am a good guy, a bad guy, or one trying best he can to be a fair guy?
God:
I could say it. " that i am a good guy a bad guy or one trying best he can to be a fair guy".
Me:
God is neutral then.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was neutral.
Me:
i'm talking the biggest one here; not the personal one.
God:
I am talking to you. Really you don't think so?
Me:
guess you are right...can't be neutral on a moving train.
God:
I can't guess. Tell me. I often wonder if it can.
Me:
I am done for now. we will talk some more later.
God:
Oh. Next topic? That will be great.
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