JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

MASON MILL CIVIC ASSOCIATION'S JUNIOR LEAGUE PRESIDENT


""BE  SURE YOU GO ONLINE 
AND SIGN 
THE USELESS GREEN ACRE FAGGOT 
AND HIS 
IRANIAN URANIUM ENRICHMENT CONCUBINE'S HOLLYWOOD HOUSE PETITION!  
FUCK THE LORAX!  
IT'S YOUR PROPERTY'S VALUE GOD CARES ABOUT! 
 FUCK THE LORAX!  
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE LORAX!"




"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"
  
"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"  

"ASK ME!
 ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!" 

"ALRIGHT MY FELLOW NEXTDOOR.COM NEIGHBORS!  AM I A GOOD FAGGOT OR A BAD FAGGOT?  
LET'S NOT GO FORGETTING 
OUR LESBIAN 
DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS, AND GRANDMOTHERS!"  

"AGAIN!"

"AM I A GOOD FAGGOT!"

"OR..?"

"A BAD FAGGOT!"

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i CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY SUMMARIZING YESTERDAYS COURT HEARINGS.

AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT ALL THIS:


 ALTHOUGH IT'S
 MARY HINKEL 

AS 
THE CURRENT PRESIDENT 
OF OUR 
NEIGHBORHOOD'S 
MASON MILL CIVIC ASSOCIATION 
I'M SATIRIZING HERE, 

THE PUBLIC DEFENDER 

ASSIGNED TO ME 
BY OUR 
JUDGE MATTHEW MCCORD 

HAS JUST JOINED...

 THE JUNIOR LEAGUE.  


THIS IS GOING TO BE QUITE 


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