""BE SURE YOU GO ONLINE
AND SIGN
THE USELESS GREEN ACRE FAGGOT
AND HIS
IRANIAN URANIUM ENRICHMENT CONCUBINE'S HOLLYWOOD HOUSE PETITION!
FUCK THE LORAX!
IT'S YOUR PROPERTY'S VALUE GOD CARES ABOUT!
FUCK THE LORAX!
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK THE LORAX!"
"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"
"ASK ME ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"
"ASK ME!
ABOUT MY LITTLE BLACK DRESS!"
"ALRIGHT MY FELLOW NEXTDOOR.COM NEIGHBORS! AM I A GOOD FAGGOT OR A BAD FAGGOT?
LET'S NOT GO FORGETTING
OUR LESBIAN
DAUGHTERS, MOTHERS, AND GRANDMOTHERS!"
"AGAIN!"
"AM I A GOOD FAGGOT!"
"OR..?"
"A BAD FAGGOT!"
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i CAN'T THINK OF A BETTER WAY SUMMARIZING YESTERDAYS COURT HEARINGS.
AND THE FUNNY THING ABOUT ALL THIS:
ALTHOUGH IT'S
MARY HINKEL
AS
THE CURRENT PRESIDENT
OF OUR
NEIGHBORHOOD'S
MASON MILL CIVIC ASSOCIATION
I'M SATIRIZING HERE,
I'M SATIRIZING HERE,
HAS JUST JOINED...
THE JUNIOR LEAGUE.
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