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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Friday, October 17, 2014

MIRACLE EAR: $6,390.00/PAIR +/- SPONSORS?

"Do you talk on the cellphone?"
~(Audiologist)~

"#@%@&#!$%#$@#$#@%$#@@$###**&^$#@"
~(Simply Jim)~

"Fair... enough. 
How about... the TV? 
Do you watch a lot of TV?"
~(Audiologist)~

"No....just one?"
~(Simply Jim)~


Went in to have current hearing aid adjusted.  

As always, technology had advanced rapidly.  So rapidly, the ones you came in wearing just won't do;  according to them.  Practically impossible getting them off the subject of the new improved hearing aid.

Well we will see...?

Not holding my breath on this.  It's always the same.  Comprehension is roughly 20% improved while wearing two hearing aids.  Their testing proves this in black and white.

Yeah.  Yeah.  Yeah.

But the real world is not...
cat...hat...sat...bat...
in
a soundproof box.

They have all been the same from my perspective.






Additional features

Miracle-Ear's mini MEBluConnect and MEBluConnect have wireless transmitters that enable sounds to be streamed from BlueTooth devices like cell phones and televisions. The MEComConnect transmitter also enables electronic devices without BlueTooth capability to transmit BlueTooth audio. Miracle-Ear also offers a smartphone application for Android mobile devices, which allows hearing aid adjustments to be made from the smartphone.

Current styles

Miracle-Ear hearing aid styles include behind-the-ear (BTE), receiver-in-canal (RIC), in-the-ear (ITE), in-the-canal (ITC), and completely-in-the-canal (CIC) devices. The Mirage, an invisible CIC (completely-in-the-canal) hearing aid, uses microtechnology and includes feedback cancellation, digital noise reduction, programmable settings, peak smoothing, and SoundBoost volume control. Miracle-Ear's Aquavi model is waterproof, dustproof, and virtually shockproof.

At least this one didn't try selling me the one able picking up four channels of the television.

But the ad brought back memories.

Even used to swim like the MAN FROM ATLANTIS at the Methodist Country Club at Prescott, Arkansas

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