JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE

JELLYFISH AND A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE
BE CAREFUL!!! GOT A FRIEND WITH ME HAVING THE LUCKY FIN OF A CLOWNFISH NAMED VOLTAIRE! WE CAN BE VERBALLY AGGRESSIVE.

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY

E = mc3: THE NEED FOR NEGATIVE THEOLOGY
FUSION CUISINE: JESUS, EINSTEIN, and MICKEY MOUSE + INTERNETS (E = mc3) = TAO ~g(ZERO the HERO)d~OG

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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

SIP AND SPIT: UC Davis Winery A Posterchild For How To Save Water During California Drought « CBS Sacramento






UC Davis Winery A Posterchild For How To Save Water During California Drought « CBS Sacramento: The chair of the viticulture and enology department says it takes up to six units of water to make the same unit of wine, before taking into account the water it took to grow the grapes.

So UC Davis is upgrading, becoming the poster child of winery sustainability. The winery runs on solar power, and newly installed fermenting tanks will soon connect to a water-recycling system capable of reusing 90 percent of the water used to clean equipment.

“We can do things like take the water that’s used in the last rinse, that’s already fairly clean from the last rinse of the tank, and use it as the first rinse of the next tank when we’re trying to get out some of the gross dirt,” he said.

UC Davis hopes to have its water recycling system up and running in the next year. The school does not have a license to sell, so it’s just sip-and-spit.



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DR. AVERY!  
DO YOU SPIT OR SWALLOW?
~(Female Assoc.Veterinarian Bird Road Animal Hospital)~










NEITHER!  
HONESTLY(?)I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!
~(Dr. Aviary Having Gotten One Techs In Trouble w/Owner of Hospital)~ 


Weird how first fantasizing about showing up at St. Mark UMC, while wearing bunny ears with knife through my head, walking down the down the aisle to the front of the church; spraying the audience with bubbles from a battery powered blow bubble gun.

Then, I would begin to recite/sing a sign just placed in my front yard; sign made combining "WHY AM I SUCH AN ASSHOLE with MR. CELLOPHANE SHOULDA BEEN MY NAME.

Then on the way back into my house, spotted a bird feather on the ground; that of a HAWK?

How odd...?

Was getting my thoughts geared up to do another sign about the DERACINATION OF THE CHOCTAW INDIANS combined with TOMAHAWK TREE SERVICE "WE CHOP-UM CHEAP";  a combination of my DISTANT COUSIN MIKE "AVERY" ROSS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF ARKANSAS an that of having spotted a truck from TOMAHAWK TREE SERVICE in driveway of  REV?GEORGE ROBERT GARY, SR. ThD and his wife THE  HOSEA JOKE BETWEEN ME AND HER HUSBAND BOB.

And while looking up pictures on the Internets for TOMAHAWK TREE SERVICE, in addition to finding nice group pictures of what looked liked GEORGIA CRACKERS, came across a picture of grapes growing on a vine.

How odd even further curious enough to go to the page associated with this picture I found among many when only googled search...TOMAHAWK TREE SERVICE....nothing more/nothing less.

SIP AND SPIT...?

And at the beginning of all this, had decided, if ELECTRIC BLOW BUBBLE GUN didn't work at St. Mark UMC; definitely will be coming back with a real gun the next time.

It's time to see if our CATHOLIC FAG HAG PAID TO BE METHODIST ADMINISTER can swallow fast enough, while me pumping three rounds from a water pistol, preventing a single drop from hitting and ruining the antique wooden floors of ST. MARK UNITED METHODIST CHURCH; home to 80%... ALMOST... BYE-BYE HONEY... NO MORE SEXUALS... AND THE KIDS.

This is just too odd.

Maybe I ought to consider blowing my brains out?

Whaddya think?

Should i...?











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