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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

NORTH GEORGIA CONFERENCE: APPORTIONMENTS

2014 Amounts

Choose a church to get its apportioned amount:
Apportionment Areas
North Georgia Conference Funds: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 13
General Church Funds: 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15
Southeastern Jurisdiction Funds: 16
Link Conference amount Church amount 
1Ministerial Support$2,608,100.00$13,611.82
2Retired Ministers Pension & Insurance Benefits$6,436,016.00$33,615.92
3Conference Administration$1,713,934.00$8,949.20
4Conference Benevolences$2,071,164.00$10,816.76
5Capital Funding$530,987.00$2,769.99
6Higher Education$1,099,586.00$5,740.53
7Black College Fund$473,361.00$2,469.18
8Ministerial Education Fund$1,186,738.00$6,191.75
9Interdenominational Cooperation Fund$92,770.00$476.29
10World Service Fund$3,456,701.00$18,048.82
11Africa University Fund$105,920.00$551.49
12Church Development$2,100,014.00$10,967.16
13Simpsonwood Conference and Retreat Center$550,002.00$2,870.26
14Episcopal Fund$1,009,342.00$5,264.24
15General Administration Fund$417,174.00$2,168.36
16SEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund$142,953.00$739.50
Church Contribution
Ministerial SupportRetired Ministers Pension & Insu...Conference AdministrationConference BenevolencesCapital FundingHigher EducationBlack College FundMinisterial Education FundInterdenominational Cooperation FundWorld Service FundAfrica University FundChurch DevelopmentSimpsonwood Conference and Retre...Episcopal FundGeneral Administration FundSEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund10.9%26.8%7.1%8.8%14.4%4.9%8.6%

2014 Amounts

Choose a church to get its apportioned amount:

Apportionment Areas
North Georgia Conference Funds: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 13
General Church Funds: 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15
Southeastern Jurisdiction Funds: 16

Link Conference amount Church amount 
1Ministerial Support$2,608,100.00$20,764.75
2Retired Ministers Pension & Insurance Benefits$6,436,016.00$51,280.91
3Conference Administration$1,713,934.00$13,651.97
4Conference Benevolences$2,071,164.00$16,500.91
5Capital Funding$530,987.00$4,225.61
6Higher Education$1,099,586.00$8,757.14
7Black College Fund$473,361.00$3,766.72
8Ministerial Education Fund$1,186,738.00$9,445.48
9Interdenominational Cooperation Fund$92,770.00$726.58
10World Service Fund$3,456,701.00$27,533.38
11Africa University Fund$105,920.00$841.30
12Church Development$2,100,014.00$16,730.35
13Simpsonwood Conference and Retreat Center$550,002.00$4,378.57
14Episcopal Fund$1,009,342.00$8,030.57
15General Administration Fund$417,174.00$3,307.83
16SEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund$142,953.00$1,128.10
Church Contribution
Ministerial SupportRetired Ministers Pension & Insu...Conference AdministrationConference BenevolencesCapital FundingHigher EducationBlack College FundMinisterial Education FundInterdenominational Cooperation FundWorld Service FundAfrica University FundChurch DevelopmentSimpsonwood Conference and Retre...Episcopal FundGeneral Administration FundSEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund10.9%26.8%7.1%8.8%14.4%4.9%8.6%



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North Georgia Conference Funds: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12, 13
General Church Funds: 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 14, 15
Southeastern Jurisdiction Funds: 16
Link Conference amount Church amount 
1Ministerial Support$2,608,100.00$637.48
2Retired Ministers Pension & Insurance Benefits$6,436,016.00$1,574.33
3Conference Administration$1,713,934.00$419.12
4Conference Benevolences$2,071,164.00$506.58
5Capital Funding$530,987.00$129.73
6Higher Education$1,099,586.00$268.85
7Black College Fund$473,361.00$115.64
8Ministerial Education Fund$1,186,738.00$289.98
9Interdenominational Cooperation Fund$92,770.00$22.31
10World Service Fund$3,456,701.00$845.28
11Africa University Fund$105,920.00$25.83
12Church Development$2,100,014.00$513.63
13Simpsonwood Conference and Retreat Center$550,002.00$134.42
14Episcopal Fund$1,009,342.00$246.54
15General Administration Fund$417,174.00$101.55
16SEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund$142,953.00$34.63

Church Contribution

Ministerial SupportRetired Ministers Pension & Insu...Conference AdministrationConference BenevolencesCapital FundingHigher EducationBlack College FundMinisterial Education FundInterdenominational Cooperation FundWorld Service FundAfrica University FundChurch DevelopmentSimpsonwood Conference and Retre...Episcopal FundGeneral Administration FundSEJ's Mission and Ministry Fund10.9%26.8%7.1%8.8%14.4%4.9%8.6%
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