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Hearing impaired (tendency to appear dumb, dense, and/or aloof), orthodox atheist (believe faith more harmful than doubt), self depreciating sense of humor (confident/not to be confused with low self esteem), ribald sense of humor (satorical/mocking when sensing Condescension), confirmed bachelor (my fate if not my choosing), freakish inclination (unpredictable non-traditionalist opinions), free spirit (nor conformist bohemian) Believe others have said it better...... "Jim! You can be SO SMART, but you can be SO DUMB!" "Jim! You make such a MARTYR of yourself." "He's a nice guy, but...." "You must be from up NORTH!" "You're such a DICK!" "You CRAZY!" "Where the HELL you from?" "Don't QUITE know how to take your personality." My favorite, "You have this... NEED... to be....HONEST!"

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

DEAR BETH: FROM ST. JOSEPH TO ST. MARK

Subject:   FROM ST. JOSEPH TO ST. MARK
From: James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To: bethlp@stmarkumc.org;
Cc: wagner@emory.edu; bertgary@netdoor.com; alicer@glennumc.org; owen@clairmontpres.org; sharon@stbartsatlanta.org; office@central-ucc.org; jnoblitt@stmarkumc.org; fred@clairmonthills.org; cpitts@cccgeorgia.org; mike@mikeross.com; josha@glennumc.org; bev@stbartsatlanta.org; spinson@glennumc.org; blairs@glennumc.org; bettyjoc@glennumc.org; saral@glennumc.org; Maryp@glennumc.org; jmcbray@gmail.com; bskarda@phumc.com; cboone@ajc.com;
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Date: Wednesday, October 29, 2014 2:53 PM



Dear Beth,

Just following up on a previous email sent inquiring as to the source/inspiration for changes St. Mark made to it's profile about their Senior Pastor on their website.

Was this just a coincident or should I be given some credit for having been the inspiration behind this change?

"He comes. He sleeps. He goes. So the plot thickens."
~C. S. Lewis

Sincerely yours,

Simply Jim: Methodist Fag the Political Catalyse

p.s. I've attended three Meths Enders meeting at St. Marks and one meeting at the Galano Club with intention on attending again tonight. Right now just needing the settings involving people as we (just me and my audiologist) try adjusting these two brand new state of the art hearing aids which have set me back $6390.00 with still no income coming in. I'm beginning to follow....some...of what the others are saying....but very little.

Still stressful.

You've been so very helpful.

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Subject:   Coincidence or Mentally Disturbed: How Does One   Sell a Drug to an Audience That Has Already           Bought it?
From: James Avery (jeaverydvm87@att.net)
To: bethlp@stmarkumc.org;
Cc: wagner@emory.edu; bertgary@netdoor.com; alicer@glennumc.org; owen@clairmontpres.org; sharon@stbartsatlanta.org; office@central-ucc.org; jnoblitt@stmarkumc.org; fred@clairmonthills.org; cpitts@cccgeorgia.org; mike@mikeross.com; josha@glennumc.org; bev@stbartsatlanta.org; bskarda@phumc.com; cboone@ajc.com;
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Date: Sunday, October 19, 2014 10:44 PM


Dear Beth,

I've noticed St. Mark has made a few changes to it's web site.

Also couldn't help but notice you have made some changes to your profile; cleaning up the part having made your father looking as if he had been slighted.

Spoke with ushers at St. Mark this morning. They told me the site had been changed about two weeks ago which would have been after I brought this slighting to your attention; as well as me complimenting your talent for public speaking when not able getting an answer to my questions as to what it was about this priest at St. Joseph inspiring you becoming a Methodist Administer to congregation 80%...almost....gay men.

Was this just a coincident or should I be given some credit for having been the inspiration behind this change?






KNOCK! KNOCK!
WHO'S THERE?
MARY POPPINS.
MARY POPPINS WHO?
MARY POPPINS KNOWS CHOP SUEY! THAT"S WHO!


Plus...





THE STORY OF OUR MIRACLE BABY TEBOW AND THAT OF REV. DR. BETH FROM ST. JOSEPH TO ST. MARK:
TOO BAD THEY AIN'T CATHOLIC! HE WOULD HAVE MADE A GREAT PRIEST!
UNLESS ALREADY...(jump pass)... HAIL MARY SANTORUM?

Confirmation bias are Pro-Life Choices!

Sincerely,

James E. Avery, D.V.M.

P.s.
You really do need scheduling us at least 30 minutes just to explain 'medical misnomers' and point out a security flaw I've discovered attending Meths Enders at St. Mark. I've also attended on meeting at the Galano Club. They will not work for me. Even just spent $6390.00 on a new set of hearing aids which are not helping any. In fact actually made hearing for me even worse.

Am I wasting everybody's time being a "TRULY BLUE BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL"...? Should I just stop?!

"MY GOD. MY GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?"

You guys are definitely pushing me in that direction.


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